What are some jokes that can make unhappy people happy?

A butterfly broke its wings, but it still flew away. Why? …………Because it is very strong

There was a grenade. One day after it finished eating, it cleaned its teeth, and suddenly found a thorn in the middle of the teeth, so it pulled it out with all its strength. When it came out, it exploded...

One day, an eggplant was walking on the street and suddenly sneezed hard. It wiped the snot and said angrily: They are taking a fucking group photo again. Got it!

Who is the most devoted in fairy tales? Answer: A mermaid, because she won’t cheat...

A German, a Frenchman, and a Japanese are going to work in the mine. The boss is an American. He said to the Germans: "You are in good health and you are responsible for the coolies." To the French: "You said you are an engineer and you are responsible for the mining plan." To the Japanese he said: "You are very good." "Skinny. You're in charge of supplies." Then the next week, they start working. A few days later, the Germans and French discovered that the Japanese were missing. After searching for a long time, they decided to go back to work. When the Germans started working, the Japanese suddenly jumped out and shouted: "Surprise!" ---------------------

Xiao Ming's father said to Xiao Ming: If you are good today, Dad will take you to the market to watch other people eating sweets. --------　

An international student was taking a driver's license test in the United States. The road sign in front of him told him to turn left. He was not sure and asked the examiner: "turn left?" Answer: "right" So... hang up ..---------------------

Q: Where do users like to shut down their phones the most? Answer: Ningbo Question: Why? Answer: "I'm sorry, the user you dialed has turned off"... --------

A frog jumped into the well and jumped into the well. A man who looked like There was a man who liked to make phone calls. One day, he hung up.

There was a man who felt his feet were sore while walking. When he looked down, he stepped on a lemon!

There was a hedgehog who drowned while rowing in a rubber boat. --------

Jin Yong’s 14 books can be connected into one poem: Snow Shoots White Deer in the Skies, and JK Rowling’s seven books can also be In a word: hahahahahahahaha -------------------------

One day, a snake as asking for Bi Snake: "Ah! Do we poison?" The snake replied, "I don't know how to know Yeah? What are you doing here?" The snake said: "Because I accidentally bit my tongue just now."---------------------

A lumberjack went to apply for a job foreman: The woods ahead Go try it... see how many trees you can saw in one minute... One minute passed... Foreman: Wow... 20 trees in one minute... That's amazing... Where did you work before? Worker: Sahara Forest...Foreman: Never heard of it...I've only heard of the Sahara Desert...Worker: Yes...I changed the name later! ---------------------

Why do ants leave only a line across the desert? Because it rides a bicycle. Why does the ant leave two lines when crossing the desert? Because when he pushes the cart back, why does the camel leave a straight line when crossing the desert? Because ants carried it on bicycles---------------------

A pig walked and walked to England. What did it become? pig　--------　

A Chinese student was in a car accident on a highway abroad. The person and the car fell off a cliff. When the traffic police arrived, they shouted down: how are you? The international student replied: i'm fine, thank you.

Then the traffic police left, and the international student died. -------------

A group of great scientists played hide-and-seek in heaven after death. When it was Einstein's turn to catch people, he counted to 100. Opening his eyes, he saw that everyone was hiding, only Newton was still standing there. Einstein walked over and said: "Newton, I caught you." Newton: "No, you didn't catch Newton." Einstein: "You are not Newton, who are you?" Newton: "Look at what I have under my feet. What?" Einstein looked down and saw Newton standing on a square floor tile with a length of one meter and a width of one meter. Newton: "This is a square meter of one square meter under my feet, and it is Newton/square meter when I stand on it, so what you grasp is not Newton, what you grasp is Pascal." --------

There are two monsters, a red monster and a green monster. It takes 3 bullets to kill a red monster, and only 1 bullet to kill a green monster. Now you have a pistol in your hand with only 2 bullets in it. How do you kill two monsters? A: First use 1 bullet to kill the green monster. The red monster will turn blue with fright. Then use the remaining 1 bullet to kill it. ----------------------

Use kuaiqie in a sentence Children: A train passed by, kuaiququake qujia --------------------- Give it a try, it’s OK