Please tell me a joke! ! ! !

Xiaobai is very similar to his brother, do you know why? Because: he really looks like Baibai

Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi went to the United States for a visit, and when he was preparing to take a flight back to Japan, he suddenly forgot He had to bring his passport, so the airport staff refused to let him get on the plane. Koizumi said with a ghostly smile: "I am the Prime Minister of Japan, Junichiro Koizumi. I forgot to bring my passport. I am here for a visit to the United States. Can you be accommodating?" The airport staff still refused to let Koizumi get on the plane. At this time, a handsome man came from a distance. He also forgot to bring his passport, so the airport staff refused to let this man board the plane. The man said: "I am the big star Michael Jackson, and I forgot to bring my passport. I hope you can be accommodating." The airport staff said, "Sorry, you can't get on the plane without a passport. How can you prove that you are Michael Jackson?" The man immediately sang a song and danced in space. The airport staff looked at it and said cheerfully: "So you are the big star Michael Jackson! You have proved your identity and you can get on the plane!" Koizumi was wondering when another tall man came from a distance. The black man didn’t bring his passport. According to regulations, the airport staff still refused to let him get on the plane. The tall black man asked with a confused look on his face: "Why, I am the famous basketball player Michael Jordan. You don't even know me, can you please be accommodating?" The airport staff said the same as before: "How do you prove that you are Michael?" "Jordan" the tall black man didn't say anything. He picked up his suitcase, jumped up as fast as he could, and put the suitcase on the second floor of the airport. The airport staff was stunned and said: "Such an outstanding bounce! So you are Air Jordan. I'm so sorry, you can get on the plane now!" Koizumi kept watching from the side, and couldn't hold it in any longer. Just as he was about to speak, he came from a distance. Another burly man walked up. He also forgot to bring his passport, so the airport staff still followed the regulations and refused to let him get on the plane. The burly man said in a cold voice: "You brat! You don't know that I have a gold belt." The winner, is the boxing champion Tyson?" The airport staff still said dismissively: "How can you prove that you are the boxing champion Tyson?" The burly man punched the table in front of the airport staff, almost breaking the table in two Duan said viciously: "You bastard! I will use my fist to prove that I am Tyson! You will know after you go out and have a fight with me!!" The airport staff said in shock: "Oh...oh...it turns out that I am Tyson." You...you are Mr. Tyson, the boxing champion...you have proven yourself...now you can get on the plane...have a nice trip..." At this time, Koizumi was watching from the side, and he suddenly shouted angrily: "Why can only the three of them do it? Why can’t I get on the plane without a passport?! I am the Prime Minister of Japan, Junichiro Koizumi!” The airport staff said to Koizumi slowly: “I’m sorry, please don’t be angry. "The three of them don't have passports but they all proved that they are who they are in different ways, but what proof do you use?" Koizumi shouted again: "I am the Prime Minister of Japan, Junichiro Koizumi! What can I use to prove that I know nothing?" ! ! !” At this time, the airport staff said with a smile: “Okay, sir, you can get on the plane!” Xiao Quan was stunned and asked: “Why did you let me get on the plane again! "The airport staff said slowly: "Our president said that the one who knows nothing is Junichiro Koizumi. You said you know nothing, you can get on the plane!"