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Chen Er Dog Classic Quotations
1. Come and seduce this uncle with a honey trap. Come on, let's see who ate who in the end.
2. Dare to do it and bring about my own destruction; If you dare to do it, you will live your life.
3, this procrastination is the most bitter part of life.
It is not difficult to play dumb for a few days, but it is not fun to play dumb for more than 20 years, but it is terrible.
The more others treat him as a fool who can bully anyone, the more he wants to laugh, and the more he laughs, the more he treats him as an ignorant fool. This is an interesting cycle.
6. He doesn't have much education, but he also knows that standing here and watching for a hundred years will not get into that circle.
7. There is a tiger in my heart, smelling the roses.
8、? Two dog, the Tang Priest asked eighty-one difficult questions. Eating my meat really can't make you live forever, but you have to make a gesture of going over mountains and mountains, going through five hurdles and killing six generals. No one will cherish what is too easy to get, neither you nor I. ?
9. I am a businessman. It is not appropriate to say that a drop of water brings a spring, but I can still get a plum and a peach.
10, full year, cattle and horses, 60 years of Buddha dragon.
1 1, a man threw away his shiny coat. An outstanding life story. Beautiful face. What's left? Is it full of dirty water? Is it a disease-free moan? Or splendid mountains and rivers?
12, like a person, love a person, and do everything just right.
13, lazily watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the courtyard outside the window, and the clouds roll with the horizon of the Cape. Everything is fate.
14, Chen thought sourly as he walked. Later, when he got rich, he even bought a model car, and then I didn't need it, so I just gave it to beggars on the roadside.
15, sitting in an Audi car. Only when Chen Fusheng has a sense of belonging that matches with Nanjing, the provincial capital, will it have more ambitions. For some people, the seeds of ambition only need to take root and sprout, and they will be quickly nourished and fattened by the vat of society, or the tree will eventually be destroyed by the eight winds in the world, or eventually grow into a towering tree. Chen Fusheng has no room to guess the result. In short, as Yuan Chun said, he can't stop. What he can do is to keep the momentum and do everything his eyes can and can do.
16, let him wander around at random, let him turn upside down and not get in the way. I feel like a rock since the wind blows.
17, Shanghai, for Chen Lai, is a pale description in the book, economy, prosperity and fashion. These words are very abstract, just like the "sunflower" in the history books. He has read them countless times but didn't see anything.
18. At this time, those naive children who came to the bar for the first time realized a more extreme truth. Men are not bad, women don't love them.
19, this time, Cao Jia didn't put down this picture in a hurry, but picked up a scholar, and the two overlapped and continued: This kind of person is likely to get rich by skill and luck, and climb to a position below one person and above ten thousand people in a certain circle, that is? Scholar? By that time, he will be both? Handsome? Confidant, it is also possible to buy? Handsome? The biggest accomplice of death, is this the name of chess? Boring palace? Two dog, in a big city of intrigue, it is often your closest friends or lovers who can hurt you. ?
20, widowed men and snobbish women, such dog men and women often have a honeymoon period from beginning to end. That's right.
2 1, cautious as a mouse, ruthless as a wolf.
22. Chen Xiang is despised and envied by the surrounding male animals. What happened to cow dung and toads? I am cow dung with flowers, and I am a toad who ate swan meat. I am so jealous.
23. Quarrel with a fool is definitely a loss. Quarrel with a woman is a loss at the beginning, because human beings are naturally sympathetic and habitually stand on the weak side indiscriminately, especially when this woman is still beautiful.
24, the heart of forgiveness to the extreme, the world is innocent.
25. No matter what kind of friendship, it is a bottle of white wine. The longer the storage time, the higher the value. Once unsealed, it may only be enough for an alcoholic to drink too much once, so be sure to cherish it.
26. Men who are fickle and unfaithful should not. Don't be a person who takes power without leaving the bottom line. Don't deliberately flaunt a deviant man. Don't be an arrogant man. Don't sympathize with a man who is full of Mr. Nice guy.
27. Get the word in small things, and become a Buddha in small people.
28. Two dogs, two dogs. He is not a dog. It's our Chen family. In addition to eating and drinking Lazar. In fact, the most important thing is breathing. Oh! It's a breath. It sucks. This is a struggle to breathe. What are you laughing at? Who is qualified to laugh at two dog? I am a lout in Chen Fugui. No tricks. Let's leave it here today. I don't care whether you are evil or good. Don't hurt two dogs. Or one life is worth ten lives. I can't make ten. I will dig your ancestral grave.
29. Sometimes, we poor people are really unhappy. We don't think those rich animals stand too high, nor do we blame those beautiful and watery women for being too proud. No matter how hard I try, I just can't help myself. I can't climb that position, I can't get into their bed.
30, hungry and cold. You hit the nail on the head. Horses are thin and hairy. A poor man's ambition is not necessarily a short-lived ambition, but this thing. Being a man is more or less. After the expansion, I thought that as long as I persisted, I could stand at the top of a city. I don't know how easy it is for life to destroy a family. Strugglers who have no deep foundation are more likely to die.
3 1, I hope that's the slut. When you really decide not to care about her, she will take the initiative to provoke you and prepare you for abstinence again.
32. For a woman, in the game with men, the most primitive and fundamental gap lies in her body, not external factors such as IQ or EQ. If you want to be strong, you must learn to protect your body.
33. In front of the goddess control, lolicon's mature woman controls the royal elder sister, clothes and things.
34. When one thing needs to be argued or quarreled to make the other party yield, it is not that the other party is unreasonable, but that he is incompetent.
35. Small people should live with dignity. Men have no money and women have no guns. It's a small matter, but without dignity, the dogs on the roadside won't look at you.
In Chen's impression, the person he should call Grandpa is a bad old man who likes to hum Peking Opera while drinking. He never understood it before, but when he understood it, he had no chance to listen to it again.
In this city, it seems that there are more lovers in the same bed than men and women in the same bed.
38. Don't think it's a skill to arch like a pig for an hour or two.
39. In the eyes of proud Shanghainese, whether you are from Beijing or Guangdong, you are a countryman.
40, see through half a life, half a Buddha and half a fairy.
4 1. Good people in this society may not be rewarded, but if you put your heart into it and are willing to do things like a dog with its tail between its legs, you are likely to get ahead.
42. unruly people who enter the barren land.
43. A pale and emaciated calm face, dressed in shabby clothes, stands slightly in the crowd and seems to be taller than anyone else.
44. With so many adults in the city, how difficult is it to climb higher than others? Is it much more difficult than the college entrance examination English listening test?
45. Riding a white horse, the left is yellow and the right is blue. I just want to, Cao Jia. Go to the Central Plains in plain clothes. For the first time, shoot Sirius. Let go of Xiliang and leave it alone.
46. Xiaoyao, Xiaoyao, if you want to find a man, you have to find something you can control, so that you can get away with it. Not everyone can bear the love of a moth.
47, people are short-lived, and horses are fine and hairy; Full of warmth and desire, hunger and cold stole the heart.
48. Treat tasks assigned by demanding bosses. You must make your boss feel that you can finish 8/ 10 ahead of schedule and finally give the result of 120%. This will not disappoint your superior, but also give him a surprise. Even if you screw up, your superiors will have low expectations of you from the beginning. Your image will naturally light up.
49. She squatted down and suddenly made a gesture to the sky to form a rectangle. She smiled. Look, Chen, you can only see such a big sky now, so you can be satisfied, but if one day you walk out of this land and see more, will you still be satisfied with 2000 yuan?
I don't care whether it is convinced or taken orally. People respect me, I give him a kick, the dog bites me, I hit it with a pile of bricks, and that's what the knife edge is all about.
5 1. In his view, Qinhuai River is not the XX style in the eyes of literati, but a scarlet river of blood, as rich as sunset.
52. The heart is not destroyed by decline, fame and suffering, but by the eight winds.
53. The rich are cats that don't worry about food. When they are happy, they bask in the sun. When they are unhappy, they come out to catch mice and play with them. The poor are rats. If they want to live, they must steal and run away.
54. Give what little conscience you have left to the people you care about.
55. Closed doors are deep mountains, and peace of mind is pure land everywhere.
56, Chen, you give me stand up straight, my people, have lost in a big mess, to move hands and feet, on the ground, have to stop?
57. Half the world is laughing at the other half. Actually, the whole world is a fool.
58. A thing has either value or price, and what has neither is waste. I think small red flowers belong to this category.
59. Step back. If you can't broaden your horizons, take a few more steps. If you can't calm down for a while, just bear it for a few more minutes.
I don't know why it always rains on my birthday. In fact, I am really not a crying child. If one day I really cry in front of a person, I will say it. Just water in your eyes? It's just water in my eyes.
6 1, brother, to be honest, those laymen will definitely say it if they want to see your face. Your ears are exposed and you are doomed to be poor all your life, or your eyebrows are narrow and narrow, your mind is narrow and you don't live long, and then you are cheated to spend money to eliminate disasters. Don't worry, I'm not that kind of person.
62. It's not the time for soldiers to take off their uniforms, but that I am two dog's elder brother. This is a lifelong matter.
63. In fact, when people hide in their mother's stomach, they are equally noble, but they can't choose the wrong place to be reborn.
In this city, it seems that there are more lovers in the same bed than men and women in the same bed.
65. A morality that satisfies oneself is not enough to be called morality. For example, if you save a person, if you save with a sense of morality, it is not morality, it is just a hidden fame and fortune.
66. She suddenly remembered her grandfather, who had held a grudge for twenty years. The old man once said a word to her mother in a rage. A woman in the Cao family can look down on the general's son and the governor's grandson, but even a beggar, as long as she is standing alive instead of kneeling, as long as you are willing to marry, I dare to promise!
67. For this beautiful girl who has no worries about food and clothing, the diploma is just a piece of paper. If she doesn't squander her youth quickly, don't wait to marry someone else's wife before going to debauchery?
68. When the dog is anxious, it will jump over the wall. No matter how humble the goods are, there will be a moment of arousing cruelty. Small people should live with dignity. Men don't have money and women don't have guns, which are trivial things, but without dignity, dogs on the roadside won't look at you directly.
69. Well-planned surprises in life always make people laugh, which may be bloody or astringent.
At that time, Chen was just a toad who had only seen a slap in the face. Now Chen may jump into the well tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. After all, Shanghai is the city where Huang and Zhou Zhengyi were born, and there is only a thin line between heaven and hell.
7 1, I have suffered, you can't miss a thing. You can't have more than me.
72. Chen said from the bottom of his heart that he envied such a capitalist constantly chauffeured. He has a high starting point, pretty boy, probably a muscle from the gym. No wonder so many bachelors in China are angry, and it is not the fault of the disparity between the rich and the poor.
73. A beautiful woman standing on the dance floor must have a sense of being accosted and robbed. Chen is not a lover who has never touched a leaf among thousands of flowers, and there is nothing romantic to speak of. At least now, in his view, the final relationship between men and women is nothing more than rolling in bed, vulgar? Actually, it's a fact.
74. How do you know the value of my friend if I don't let you get into a little trouble on my website?
75. Mosquito meat is also meat.
76. I won't look down on anyone. Roadside cleaners and dishwashers in small restaurants all have their own dignity.
77. I played with the eagle all day, but it blinded me.
78. If I put some thought into it, I can't believe I can't take this girl. I can * * even if she is indifferent.
79. Dare to do it and bring about my own destruction; If you dare to do it, you will live your life.
80. Chen is frugal, but it doesn't mean he is stingy. When there was a vicious family in Zhangjiazhai, none of the Chens were narrow-minded and smart. This is a phrase that wealth often recites.
8 1. When one thing needs to be argued or quarreled to make the other party yield, it is not that the other party is unreasonable, but that the other party is incompetent.
82. What height should a person reach before he dies to avoid dying in obscurity?
83. Chen subconsciously took out the note with the number written on it, folded it into a paper plane and put it in his hand. He looked out of the window, looked up at the skyscraper where he saw the real scene for the first time in his life, and muttered, Do I have to look up like this all my life?
84. A drop of water can grind a stone as hard as iron, but I am as still as a rock.
85. Don't be too eager to try to be brave when encountering disasters in big cities, and try not to do things that hurt people when you are down and out. You can do some icing on the cake. The more wit, the less courage. They often drive into dangerous places and are in danger without knowing it. The last battle was heroic, but his luck was not so good. He wins every time. Sometimes in this life, he loses once and the whole game collapses.
86, put down, simple two words, a few eleven paintings!
87. Whether a person can have a wonderful position in the future depends on talent, wrist and vision. You have to believe in a little fate. For a man as big as China, there are only a handful of people who can really have sex. Some people stumbled and accidentally jumped the dragon gate. It seems absurd, but there are traces to follow.
88. The more others treat him, the more they can bully a fool who stepped on one foot. The more he wants to laugh, the more he laughs, and the more others regard him as an ignorant fool. This is an interesting cycle.
89. When spring comes, some people will miss it. Fortunately, it's not summer, otherwise it won't be free directly.
90. Do your best, score ten points and keep two points to avoid physical and mental fatigue.
9 1. There are many men who can fight, and there are many handsome men in the world, but it is really rare to beat a man who dares to take the emperor's knife and says that he will die if he doesn't kill.
92. For gangsters, no matter how big a person is, he is mixed with a big man who can be called lean, or a big rogue with a shady table. There are no triads in China.
93. It is the greatest pleasure in life to live to see the enemies fall one by one.
94. There are bones buried in the ground and there are ambitions.
95, a lot of bitterness, too bitter to say, is the most hurtful.
96. The relationship between women and feelings is like a cat and a mouse. Young girls treat feelings like a cat that hasn't debuted for a long time. When they saw the mouse, they thought there was no such shop in this village. They can't wait to swallow it in one gulp and keep it for a lifetime. If they lose it, they will cry. If you work hard, you will suffer.
97. The world is a bird's path, and human feelings are more floating than fish.
98. For a woman who has never used facial oil, let alone cosmetics, she will not look in the mirror every day and feel that the years are ruthless.
99. If you want to succeed, no matter you are a nobody or a rich kid, you have to look farther, enlarge the measurement, think more, and then be six points cruel and three points cold, and you have to leave a little affection for yourself and future generations.
100, this is the best time, this is also the worst time. ;
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