Funny April Fools' Day jokes

It’s almost April, and April Fool’s Day is coming. On this day, everyone will joke with each other, so do you know what some April Fool’s Day jokes are? Below are some funny April Fools' Day jokes that the editor has carefully collected for you. I hope it will be helpful to you.

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Funny April Fools' Day jokes

< p>1. No matter how beautiful the scenery along the way is, I feel like vomiting because I am motion sick.

2. It’s just because the face is different, but the fate is completely different.

3. You are indeed an angel who descended to earth, but you landed face first.

4. I’m sorry, everyone, I’m single. The photos of my partner are a bit pretty.

5. How dare you break me. I won’t fight with you about my hair.

6. Don’t ask about me. I’m a good person if I don’t harm you.

Friend, April Fool’s Day is here. I hope you are in a good mood, have a beautiful life, and everything goes as you wish!

8. Words that cannot be said are called worries, and people that cannot be kept are called stories.

9. I took you on a whim that day. The photo is used as the computer background, haha! The computer is actually infected.

10. When I cut my hair short, no one will say that my hair is long and my knowledge is short.

11. On April Fool's Day, the person I want to confess to, I really like you.

12. The mining disaster continues under review, and property prices rise under control!

13. Buy. Pretending to pat the watermelon in front of it is the most basic respect for the watermelon.

14. When girls go to worship Buddha, they must remember: don’t put on makeup! If it works, the Bodhisattva may want to protect you. I can’t find you!

15. If no one confesses to you even on April Fool’s Day, I guess no one likes you.

16. It’s better to teach people how to be stupid.

17. I am not a casual person! But when I am casual, I am not a human being!

18. There is no road longer than feet, and nothing higher than people. Mountain.

19. There is always an unusual story behind a successful person.

20. In fact, April Fool’s Day happens every day. p>21. Who is the queen of a famous family? Your father is Marshal Tianpeng!

22. Don’t envy others for their long legs and thin waist. Others don’t have your fat body or broad heart.

< p>23. Money can’t buy it, but I will pay for it fiercely.

24. I sent 200 "I love you" messages on April Fool's Day and received 199 "haha" messages. "Mom loves you too"

25. April Fool's Day is here, the rich and the poor are actually enjoying it.

26. I would rather know, April Fool's Day. No one confesses, does that mean everyone wants to confess to me?

27. Please pay attention to the foodies around you, they may die if you are not careful.

28. Life. Just like a glass of water, loneliness, loneliness, loneliness, one cup will be gone.

29. Happy April Fool’s Day, there is no limit to your foolishness.

30. God forgot to give me wings, so I used fantasy to fly.

31. Today is April Fool's Day. I will accept all my confessions, take them seriously if they praise me for being handsome, and block me if they scold me. Thank you all.

32. If hundreds of millions of people in China give me two cents, I will be rich.

33. If you love the wrong person, every day is April Fool’s Day; if you love the right person, every day is Valentine’s Day.

34. A good-looking person thinks you are ugly, but an interesting soul thinks you are vulgar.

35. I want to lie to you, and I will lie to you for the rest of my life!

36. On April Fool’s Day, how many people said their true feelings, but were treated as a joke.

37. Are you trying to block out the sun with your big face, or what?

38. Cow dung is still cow dung, and it won’t change even if it is steamed in a pot. Become a fragrant pastry.

39. If you want everything to go well, the best thing is to be a fool. Happy April Fool's Day!

40. The fool who is fooled will always be let down!

< p>41. How can I transfer the money in my mind to my bank card and wait online? Urgent!

42. April Fool’s Day blessings, have fun with you, there is no limit to the joy of fooling!

< p>43. As the saying goes: If you don’t listen to a woman, she will die in front of you.

44. On April Fool’s Day, I wish you unlimited joy!

45. Wealth and glory are actually enjoyed, and poor and rich are actually struggling.

46. Do you know how to be silly on April Fool's Day?

47. Don't fall in love with me, you're hypocritical. Let's get married if you can.

48. April 1st: "I wish you good luck in April."

49. It’s nothing to wear couple’s clothes. From now on, driving a couple’s car will be domineering!

50. My heart has been hardened for a long time. I smile to see how arrogant the person who hurt me is.

51. If life is a one-way ticket, I will take it.

52. Why do the people you love always cry when you say I love you?

53. I plan to get a haircut, but my bangs are so swung that my neck feels crooked.

54. I really like to stay up late. I feel like I was just a street lamp in my previous life.

55. Today is April Fool’s Day, but it is also a beautiful spring day.

Fun April Fools’ Day jokes

1. Every year when April Fools’ Day comes, a lot of truths will surface.

2. Why do you dream of me when you are fine? Don’t you know I’m busy?

3. Happy April Fool’s Day to fool you. Foolishness has no limits, happy April Fool's Day.

4. I am very greedy. I want to be both your star and your moon.

5. My life has side A and side B, and your life has side S and side B.

6. Do you know how to be silly on April Fool's Day?

7. My heart is already hard-hearted, and I smile to see how arrogant those who hurt me are.

8. April Fool’s Day is not for fools, but for exchanging feelings with the people you like.

9. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

10. There is no road longer than feet, and no mountain higher than people.

11. When the good things in life come, I feel that I will lose them.

12. If you want to make your family happy, take me home.

13. If you want everything to go well, the best thing is to be a fool. Happy April Fool's Day!

14. I paid my salary a few days ago. I saw a poor beggar on the way from get off work. I gave him a few. piece. After dinner, I went to the bank to deposit money and met him again. He deposited five thousand and I deposited one thousand.

15. It’s nothing to wear couple’s costumes. You’ll be more domineering when you drive a couple’s car from now on!

16. Love, money can’t buy it, but you will pay for it fiercely.

17. Don’t think that I have forgotten you. At critical moments, such as today, the first thing I think of is you.

18. It is better to make him feel uncomfortable when he is drunk than to let him feel aggrieved without drinking.

19. Travel to China, I think it will work! I won’t pay to see if you can do it!

20. In fact, you are right, April Fools’ Day is celebrated every day.

21. It doesn’t matter if your deep love is betrayed and you will be lonely for the rest of your life.

22. The so-called dilemma is that you have forehead wrinkles when you raise your head, and you have a double chin when you lower your head!

23. I don’t care about money. I have always liked money since I was a child.

24. Pretending to pat the watermelon before buying it is the most basic respect for the watermelon.

25. Don’t fall in love with me, you’re hypocritical. Let’s get married if you can.

26. Wealth and glory are actually enjoyed, while poor and rich are actually struggling.

27. I want to lie to you, and I will lie to you for the rest of my life!

28. The kindness of parents in raising them is great, and the only way to repay the kindness is to get ahead.

29. Don’t be afraid of brothers who are like gods, but be afraid of friends who are like dogs.

30. All the heavy rain I missed in those years will be returned to you in these days.

31. Don’t you think you have reached the point where you are invincible and shameless?

32. The queen of a famous family, your father is Marshal Tianpeng!

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33. My friend, April Fool’s Day is here. I hope you are in a good mood, have a beautiful life, and everything goes as you wish!

34. You are indeed an angel descending to earth, but you landed face first.

35. There are no swear words in this world. You will get them if you do too much homework.

36. Cow dung is still cow dung, and it will not turn into sweet pastry even if it is steamed in a pot.

37. The person who can make me forget the past is my future.

38. Don’t envy others for their long legs and thin waist. Others don’t have your fat body and broad mind.

39. I really like to stay up late. I feel like I was just a street lamp in my previous life.

40. Everyone is a liar, so life is more interesting.

41. Failure is the mother of success, but failure is often infertile.

42. I would rather know, if no one confesses on April Fool’s Day, does that mean that everyone wants to confess to me?

43. Whether you are wise or foolish, happiness is the first element. . April Fool's Day, I wish you happiness!

44. I am a polite person, and all swear words have been disinfected with saliva.

45. Today is April Fool’s Day, but it is also a beautiful spring day.

46. A good-looking person thinks you are ugly, but an interesting soul thinks you are vulgar.

47. On a whim that day, I used your photo as the computer background. Haha! The computer was actually poisoned.

48. April Fool’s Day is here, I wish you to be foolish every day, always more foolish than the sky, and always endlessly foolish!

49. I have to tell you, you You’ve been fooled, Happy April Fool’s Day!

50. Life is like a glass of water, lonely~lonely~lonely, one cup will be gone.

Funny April Fools' Day jokes

1. No one confesses to me on April Fools' Day. It seems that I am really unloved.

2. After holding back all spring, I went shopping on April Fool’s Day.

3. As many people tell the truth on April Fool’s Day, there are as many people who tell lies on Valentine’s Day.

4. It is a shield for April Fool’s Day and a confession card for your feelings.

5. I warn you, don’t smile playfully at me when I am angry. When you smile, I will laugh too. This will make me lose face.

6. April Fool’s Day is here, and it’s the most appropriate day to confess your love.

7. Others say you are clumsy, but I believe that fools are blessed. Others say you are dull, but I believe that sometimes wishful thinking can come true. Others say you are stupid and ignorant, but I know that being wise and foolish is your magic weapon!

8. On April Fool's Day, you dare to tell the truth, but others always treat it as a joke.

9. He lied to me today. I will spend money on him during Qingming Festival.

10. It’s April Fool’s Day again, and I don’t know how many people want to tell the truth under the guise of fools.

11. I like you, but it just makes April Fool’s Day a little longer.

12. I don’t know if you have thought about it. In fact, fate is not grabbing your throat to strangle you, but just to stop you from eating.

13. How dare you lie to me on April Fool’s Day? I’ll give you a slap in the face.

14. On April Fool’s Day, the most foolish blessing is given to you, the most foolish person: I wish you to be innocent, kind, ignorant, as wise as a fool. Show your style, show your level of stupidity!

15. Everyone is a "liar", so life becomes more interesting.

16. Today, there is a medicine for regret. There is a right to regret.

17. You can never wake up a beauty who is pretending to sleep, unless your breakfast is as delicious as your first kiss.

18. Words that cannot be spoken are called worries, and people that cannot be retained are called stories.

19. I fell down on the street, and people around me laughed at me. I was so angry that I got up and fell down several times, making them laugh to death!

20. I am not afraid. If someone confesses to you on April Fool's Day, I'm afraid you will agree.

21. Your quality is as strong as a plum blossom, your character is as subtle as a glacier, you have a convincing connotation, and you have an overwhelming coolness, so we respectfully call you "Meichuan Neiku" "! Happy April Fool's Day!

22. I know very well that I have to do both bullying others and supporting myself.

23. Uncle, lend me a donkey. Happy April Fool's Day.

24. We don’t know if the boss lady is pretty or not, we only know that she never sells fakes!

25. Understanding a person is much more difficult than understanding a person!

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26. It is raining heavily and your wife calls and tells you to go home quickly. You are not afraid at all and you don’t want to hang out anymore.

27. On April Fool’s Day, can you say you love me, even if it’s fake?

28. I once had a sincere love, but I didn’t cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it again, I would say to you: I love you! If you want to choose the time to express your love, I hope Yes: April Fool's Day!

29. April Fool's Day is not for fools, but for exchanging feelings with the people you like.

30. Don’t go with hypocrisy, only clink glasses with sincerity.

31. On April Fool’s Day, how many people said their true feelings, only to be treated as a joke.

32. There is always an unusual story behind a successful person.

33. I am the only one who broke up on April Fool's Day. It seems that I was joking but said what he wanted to say the most.

34. If this is a joke, I hope this joke lasts a lifetime.

35. Missing you is a warm feeling. Loving you is a painful expectation. Loving you is a lifelong pursuit. In fact, beating you is the feeling of happiness in my heart. I wish you the best. Happy April Fool's Day.

36. Don’t be discouraged if you make a mistake, just keep doing it.

37. How do you eat popcorn and drink Coke?

38. Every year when April Fool’s Day comes, a lot of truth comes out.

39. You are indeed an angel descending to earth, but you landed face first.

40. Happy April Fool's Day, let you and I become fools today, and only I will become a smart person tomorrow.

41. Don’t confess your love to me on April Fool’s Day, I’m afraid I’ll believe it.

42. You have to believe that there is always someone who will accompany you silently. He will laugh when you are happy; he will be lonely when you are sad; if you are moved, he will be overjoyed! Haha, fool. Happy holiday.

43. Pretending to pat the watermelon before buying it is the most basic respect for the watermelon.

44. It’s a joke, because there is information.

45. I had acrophobia when I was a child, so I still can’t grow taller.

46. I feel so unfortunate to know you in such a big world.

47. Don’t worry about things that you can’t solve today. Don’t panic, because you won’t be able to solve them tomorrow either.

48. On April Fool's Day, can you say you love me, even if it is fake!

49. There was a true love, but I didn't cherish it. I would regret it if I lost it. , if I could come again, I would say: I love you. If I had to choose a time to confess my love, I hope it would be: April Fool's Day!

50. I don't have many advantages. The biggest advantage is that I am a good person.

51. On the first day of April, I feel so excited. Everyone lies, and deception is a given. With just one glance, there are a lot of accomplices. Not upset at being cheated, we laughed together. You want to ask why? April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you a happy holiday and stay away from troubles!

52. On April Fool’s Day, the person I want to confess to is that I really like you.

53. In fact, April Fools’ Day is celebrated every day.

54. How many people play tricks on Valentine’s Day and how many people tell the truth on April Fool’s Day.

55. Special offer for April Fool’s Day, a bottle of yogurt that can only tell the truth after drinking it.