Who can tell me a funny joke with a stomachache?

After visiting 1. 1 times, I suddenly felt a stomachache, so I walked into the corner of 199, and there was a hot pot restaurant full. I wanted to borrow a toilet, but I couldn't find it on the first floor, so I ran to the second floor. The second floor is still under renovation, and there is nothing, but I found a broken toilet door to be repaired. Please don't use it. I really did it. ! When I finished, I went downstairs and found no one there. Strangely, it's dinner time. Just now, I said downstairs at the wedding, why did you go to the building all at once? Even the waiter and receptionist were gone ... so I approached the bar and asked, "Is anyone there?" Why is there no one? At this moment, I saw a waiter coming out from under the bar and saying, "Fuck! ..... weren't you there when shit fell from the ceiling and hit the electric fan just now? You are very lucky. When a young man and a woman were dating in the park, the girl wanted to fart very much. She had an idea: Woman: Have you ever heard the cuckoo call? M: I haven't heard of it. Woman: I'll teach you, boo (fart sound)-gu (accent). I have learned it several times, but I have finished playing what I should play. Woman: Did you hear me clearly? //... I didn't hear you clearly because of the loud fart.