Sharing the humor of these famous writers is a joke.

Writers generally have profound thoughts and are also masters of using language. They are usually humorous and wise, and many of them can be compared with today's "segment players", such as Wilde and Bernard Shaw.

Qian Zhongshu

Qian Zhongshu is called "the smartest brain of mankind in the 20th century" and "Kunlun of culture" by academic circles, and he also has a good sense of humor.

199 1 year, China 18 provincial TV stations jointly filmed the who's who of contemporary culture in China, but he declined to shoot Qian Zhongshu. He was told that those who were selected would get a lot of money.

He smiled faintly: "I have been surnamed Qian all my life. Will I still be superstitious about this thing? "

Heine

Heine, a German poet, was a Jew and was often attacked for no reason.

Once at a party, a traveler said to him, "I found an island." There are no Jews and donkeys on this island! " "

Heine said calmly, "It seems that only if you go to that island with me will you make up for this defect!" " "

Goethe

Goethe, a German poet, was walking in the park when he met two critics on a small road where only one person could pass.

"I never give way to fools!" Critics say.

"I am just the opposite!" Goethe said, smiled and retreated to the side of the road.

[Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

Mark Twain, an American writer, received a letter from a young man who was a beginner in writing: I heard that fish bones contain a lot of phosphorus, which supplements the brain. To be a world-famous writer, you must eat a lot of fish. I wonder if this statement is true.

He asked Mark Twain, "Did you eat a lot of fish? What kind of fish did you eat?"

Mark Twain wrote back: "It seems that you have to eat a whale."

Bernard Shaw's

Bernard Shaw is an outstanding realistic playwright in modern England, and is known as "a world-famous language master who is good at humor and satire".

Once, Bernard Shaw received an invitation from a high-ranking and arrogant lady: "I will be at home from 4 pm to 6 pm on Saturday."

Bernard Shaw also wrote back: "Me too." Supercilious, but Zhan Yan.

Once again, the emaciated Bernard Shaw met a potbellied businessman, who sarcastically said, "When you see you, people will think that there is a famine in Britain!" " "

Bernard Shaw hit back: "When I see you, people will understand the cause of famine."

Maugham

Mao Mu, a famous British novelist, lived in poverty before becoming famous. Although he wrote a valuable manuscript, no one cared about it after it was published.

In order to attract people's attention, Mao Mu ingeniously published the following personals in major newspapers: "I like music and sports. I am a young and educated millionaire. I hope to marry a woman who is exactly the same as the protagonist in Mao Mu's novels. "

A few days later, all bookstores in London could no longer buy Mao Mu's books.

Hemingway

A pretentious colleague flattered Hemingway: "Sir, I have long wanted to write a biography for you. I hope that after your death, I will be honored to write a biography for you. "

Hemingway knew that he was writing rubbish, but he still smiled faintly: "Oh, sir, I know you want to write my biography, so I have to try my best to live." .