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Marry a woman who used to sit in KTV. Can you accept her past?

What's unacceptable about getting married? I can't take it anymore. Don't marry!

There is a kind of boy in this world who says verbally that "a gentleman has no wife" is actually scared to death. They are so afraid that they will be lonely all their lives, unable to marry a wife, single all their lives, laughed at for the rest of their lives, old and childless. This is an infinitely bleak life.

Therefore, they will marry a daughter-in-law to go home anyway. Because there is no daughter-in-law, he can only sleep in bed alone, and he can only solve his physiological needs by his fingers. But with a daughter-in-law, he can hug his wife and feel sleepy every day. When he is full of energy, whether he likes it or not, he will turn over, put her under his body, work for a few minutes, and then go to heaven.

In order to marry a wife, they were active when they were young. Clothes and socialism have a good young appearance, and they hang among women. They are as greedy as Wei Xiaobao, but they pretend to be a gentleman. The purpose of interacting with girls is obviously a pile of piles, but in the name of love, marriage is obviously to meet one's own physiological needs, but in the name of unfilial three no afterlife.

It is enough for such a man to sum up in one sentence. They can't live without women. They came to this world only for one purpose, sleeping with women and injecting their genes into women's wombs. After 280 days, a new life was born, and their hanging hearts relaxed a little.

Such a man always wants to marry a wife. If he can't create conditions, he will get married. If he can't create the conditions, he will settle for the second best. Originally, he longed for a beautiful woman like Xi Wang Shizhaojun, but when he found it unrealistic, he didn't have to add salt. Originally, he longed for a yellow flower girl, but found it unrealistic. It is also possible for a widow to live as a wife. In short, as long as you can fuck your daughter-in-law, he won't pick anything you want!

However, when he married a woman to his house, he was unwilling. Why can Lao Wang next door marry a serious girl and I want to marry a woman sitting on the stage? What am I worse than him? I have two arms and two legs, too. I am neither blind nor deaf. I can fix it with great strength for five minutes! Tell me, why? Why?

I don't know why. Anyway, I know he married a woman he didn't want to marry, but he is going to marry again. He is worried that there won't be such a shop in this village. If he doesn't marry a waitress today, he won't even get a live woman tomorrow. Therefore, having a woman who can sleep may not be completely wrong.

Such a gentleman is really delaying things, and delaying himself is delaying others. You obviously can't accept it in your heart. You obviously don't have such a broad mind. Just because I was afraid I couldn't marry a daughter-in-law, I married a family member, and I didn't like it in all aspects. Why bother?

Anyway, I despise such a man, and I am not such a man. In the face of such a thing, my attitude is: if you can't accept it, don't marry; if you can accept it, marry; if you get married, treat others well.