Donation "donation" line

Zhao (Zhao Benshan, hereinafter referred to as Zhao): In-laws, what's up? This is still waiting in front of my house?

In-laws (Wang Xiaoli): No hurry? Waiting for you to withdraw money from me. Why? Did you get it back? My fifteen thousand.

Zhao: I'll pick it up tomorrow. Well, I did something a hundred times more important today than withdrawing money from you.

In-laws: What is it?

Zhao: As soon as I arrived at the bank, I saw a large crowd, so I squeezed in. What are you talking about?

In-laws: Why?

Zhao: At the donation site, a child went to college and ran out of money. Let everyone donate. I squeezed in and asked, "I don't have any cash with me. Can I pay by credit card?" He said "yes". I brush 3000.

In-laws: Oh, it's true ... Usually you have to drink eight bottles of beer to eat a skewer, which can make you angry. I really admire you for doing such a big thing.

Zhao: After the donation, yes. . God, reporters surrounded me, and a group of people came up to take pictures. I came back burying my face in it. We don't want to be famous! What should we do? What kind of interview should we give? I'll come back and get it for you tomorrow.

Yang Yang (Shenyang): Hello, is this Uncle Qian's house?

Zhao: Look, here we go again. Just now, there were these people.

Yang Yang: Are you Uncle Qian? You walk too fast to keep up. Let me introduce myself. We are the host of Sohu video questioning. My name is Yang Yang. Prepare for the interview, big face.

Zhao: The child speaks a little strangely. At my age, he still calls me by my nickname. He has a big face. No one has called me for over 30 years.

Big Face (Yu Yang): My name is Big Face.

Zhao: Oh, hey, boy, it's true that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each generation is longer than the next.

In-laws: Hey, don't say you are as good as you.

Yang Yang: Grandpa, the main purpose of our coming here is to give you an interview.

Zhao: Why? Interview.

In-laws: I'm coming, so just take it and step on me.

Yang Yang: Grandpa, let me tell you something. We can receive and broadcast live online all over the world.

Zhao: Online?

Yang Yang: Yes, on the Internet.

Zhao: Can't you see it on TV?

Yang Yang: No, I can't.

Zhao: Global?

Yang Yang: Global.

Zhao: What do we think?

Yang Yang: It's simple. Click sogou on the computer, and then you two come out.

Zhao: Why? What do you mean? Sogou found us?

Yang Yang: No, I just searched you two the way sogou did.

Zhao: Don't you ... What is this?

Long face: it's okay, uncle. Sogou is an input method. Just put two names on this input method. Hey, it will come out soon. Not only on the computer, but also on the mobile phone.

Zhao: Oh, I see. It's sogou. He came out first, and then I came out with a rope. It's all over the world anyway.

Yang Yang: Grandpa, do you need to change?

Zhao: Nothing. I donated it in this dress.

In-laws: You wear mine, mine is better.

Zhao: Wear yours. I thought you donated it.

Yang Yang: Then get ready, Grandpa.

Long face: no, uncle. The light in this room is a little dim. No, let's turn on the light.

Yang Yang: Is your lens cover open? Mountain cannon!

Zhao: Which team are you from? He also said that my lamp was specially added with a bubble today.

Yang Yang: Hello, netizens. You are watching the questioning session that Sohu Video is broadcasting live for you. I am the host Yang Yang! We are now staying at Uncle Qian's house in Qianjiatun, Tieling. A very touching thing just happened. A farmer donated his savings to a child who couldn't afford to go to school. Behind me is Uncle Qian. Hello, Uncle Qian! You just got back from the donation website!

In-laws: I just got back, with my front foot in the back.

Yang Yang: Then why don't you give us an interview on the spot?

In-laws: Learn from Lei Feng and don't leave your name.

Yang Yang: Grandpa, how did you come up with the idea of donating money?

In-laws: At that time, he thought about donating money. ...

Zhao: Alas, I donated it.

In-laws: Oh, oh, oh, take him.

Yang Yang: What did you think at that time?

Zhao: If one side is in trouble, all sides will support it, won't they? When people are in trouble, we reach out and give them a hand at this time. To tell the truth, at this time, are we in trouble? Our children have difficulty in going to school, don't they? It's nothing to take some money. It's hard to say who will be rich in this life, and what will happen to Americans? I thought you borrowed money from us this year. What are you talking about?

Yang Yang: Great, Grandpa. I wonder how many people are there in your family?

Zhao: Just the two of us.

Yang Yang: It seems that your son is getting old.

In-laws: What happened to your eyes? I am his in-laws.

Zhao: The child is not noisy. How old are these people? They are older than me. How can they be my sons?

Yang Yang: I knew he was your son as soon as I saw him.

Zhao: I looked at him, but I still looked at you. You are still my grandson in this row.

Yang Yang: What's your name, sir?

In-laws: My surname is Bai, and my name is Bai nao.

Yang Yang: It turned out to be in-laws. How can it be in-laws?

Zhao: Both of us, my wife left early, so we are doomed.

In-laws: I am softer than him. I love my wife. Let's meet tomorrow.

Yang Yang: Congratulations, Uncle Qian. I want to know, what is your main source of livelihood?

Zhao: Farming. Our two families jointly own a piece of land. Good harvest.

In-laws: Two partners farm together, except my wife, regardless of you and me.

Zhao: I get along very well. He trusts me very much. He kept all his money safely in my bank card.

Yang Yang: You are a farmer. You donated 30,000 yuan through farming, which is a lot!

Zhao: Hi ~ 30,000 … three … three … how much is it?

Yang Yang: Thirty thousand!

Zhao: Thirty thousand?

Yang Yang: Hmm ~

In-laws: No ... that ... that you chose wrong, that's not him. I'm telling you, you don't have to go home for an interview if you donate 3000 yuan. You don't even have enough gas. Are you ... Are you? ...

Yang Yang: Dear netizen, what a simple farmer uncle. Even if we go home, he won't reveal the real figures. Obviously donated 30 thousand, insisted on 3 thousand ~ too low-key, grandpa, do you want money tight?

Zhao: I mean, money is tight.

Yang Yang: Then you don't have to keep a low profile. You donated.

Zhao: Hmm ... Where did you put this number?

Yang Yang: Didn't you swipe your card just now? As soon as you swipe your card, the bill shows 30 thousand yuan. Now you still have some interest in your card ... Ah ... Grandpa, your realm is too high.

Zhao: Oh, I can't. My blood pressure is a little high now ~ You, um, this specific figure ~ We didn't want to report it, can you add it up first?

Yang Yang: OK, dear netizens, don't go away, it will be more exciting after the advertisement.

In-laws: How much did you donate?

Zhao: Three thousand. He only told me four digits. I pressed four zeros ... one, ten, hundred, thousand ... Oh, my God, there is a three in front!

In-laws: 30 thousand to 30 thousand?

Zhao: That's right.

In-laws: What about my fifteen thousand?

Zhao: 15 thousand is not enough for 30 thousand without you

In-laws: So ... So didn't you donate my money?

Zhao: What do you suggest?

In-laws: Hey ~ I'm waiting for my wife tomorrow. What did you do? you ...

Zhao: What should I do?

In-laws: Did you ... did you volunteer?

Zhao: That ~

In-laws: Then tell him quickly, just say that the donation is wrong and ask for the money back. Hurry up ...

Zhao: Nonsense ... Are you still alive? People all over the world know this. Also donated wrong? Want money to save face?

In-laws: I ... I want my wife. ...

Zhao: If you want a wife, you can go home and wait, and I'll try to lend you some money, okay?

In-laws: Where am I going? I just want to have a home, so that you can give me the whole homeless …

Zhao: Then wait, and I promise to pay you back. This matter can't be leaked, okay?

In-laws: What did you give me back?

Zhao: I'll sell iron. Can I give you the house?

In-laws: Just ... Just this house is bigger than me. Who ... Who wants it?

Zhao: What do you think now? The live interview is waiting for us.

In-laws: Wait, you can't take my money, you ...

Benshan: Come on ... You are so happy ~ I'll take you to Sanya after the New Year. I tell you, when we travel there, the circle is full of sea! Hehehe, okay?

In-laws: Forget it. I'm not going with you. I can't even have a dog. If I don't want to get into the water by the sea, you'll have to kick me down.

Zhao: That ... that, that you make a good adjustment, ok?

In-laws: How should I adjust?

Zhao: That's ... You are, um, happy ...

In-laws: Am I still happy? I promise not to cry, okay?

Yang Yang: Welcome back to the live broadcast, Uncle Qian ~ We want to interview your in-laws. Do you think it's okay?

Zhao: No ... He doesn't speak fluently. He … I'll speak for him … It's just … I'm his spokesman ~ OK?

Yang Yang: That's all right. I won't give him any trouble. Just a few words, grandpa.

Zhao: Come on, I interviewed you. Pay attention to your mood and adjust it ~

Yang Yang: Hello, Uncle Bai ~ ~

Zhao: What are you shouting? He has good ears ~ hey ~ he is deaf ~ ~

Yang Yang: Oh, I'm deaf. Ah ~ hello, uncle!

In-laws: Not good!

Yang Yang: Not good?

Zhao: He said that life is beautiful. It's all over. Don't always slip up! Life is beautiful, and a beautiful life is enjoyment ~ isn't it? It's all about him It's live! Come ~

In-laws: Play …

Yang Yang: Ah, Grandpa, what do you think of your in-laws' donation?

In-laws: What do you think? ... value righteousness over family ...

Zhao: So what? ~ that ... wrong word! Longing for family? How selfless! Love is infinite! shout .....................

In-laws: What's the big deal? I am a big ... big. ...

Zhao: Can you be smart? Why can't I beat you!

Yang Yang: Ah, Uncle Bai, do you think your in-laws are great now?

In-laws: Wei's is too big ... it surrounds me. ...

Zhao: He means that a great image also has its shadow, so … my in-laws are great! When he heard that I donated money, he was always excited ... speechless ... (In-laws kept interrupting) Live broadcast! Global ~ ~

In-laws: Play … Play.

Yang Yang: Ah, Grandpa, what do you think of your in-laws?

In-laws: He is just like Sanmao, Nezha and King Kong Huluwa.

Yang Yang: Why are they all children?

In-laws: My Lord, who did this?

Zhao: He's ... male ... he means ... he just said that I have a childlike innocence, but childlike innocence does exist … I am ~ sometimes like an old child … and he is compassionate! Everyone has compassion. I'm not talking about this guy, he just missed it. If he is willing, he will give everything! (In-laws want to interrupt again) Live!

Yang Yang: Uncle Qian ~ Do you know your donor?

Zhao: It's just that children can't afford to go to school! This is not difficult!

Yang Yang: Yes ~ Let me tell you! Is a single mother, put up with hardships, for children to go to school, pick up garbage ~ Now the children have been admitted to the university, but they have no money to study …

In-laws: Widow? ! ……

Zhao: Will you watch your mouth? That's called a single woman! On TV! Online!

In-laws: You, you can handle this! Carry water for widows in the village and donate money to widows outside ... I have a fate with widows in my life!

Zhao: You always say it's useless, so what are you doing?

Yang Yang: Uncle Qian ~ The mother who donated the child is very moved and has followed our crew to your home!

Zhao: No ... Can I not meet? I beg you!

Yang Yang: Let's go ... to direct the broadcast and get on the stage. ...

In-laws: Coming?

Mom (Sun Lirong): Big Brother ~ Thank you (still holding Guokeng 1573)!

In-laws: Wrong, where is your brother?

Mother: Big Brother! What should I say? Listen, donate this money to me. I don't know what to say. This is … thank you, big brother ~ I thank you, big brother … I thank you in my life, big brother! (Mother kneels and kowtows, and Zhao Benshan kowtows in return ...)

Zhao: This is Gaha.

In-laws: Why do you worship me?

Zhao: Get up, or you won't get up.

Mother: eldest brother, get up quickly and stop kneeling.

Zhao: If you have such difficulties, give me a hand. You should. It's nothing. Don't worry about it. Is there enough money for children to go to school? Not enough, in-laws and.

In-laws: You are really ...

Zhao: Sit down and make sure.

Mother: sorry, I'm excited, big brother, I'm sorry!

In-laws: Am I a little redundant?

Zhao: Go back first.

In-laws: I'm not going back.

Zhao: Talk when you go back!

In-laws: Why don't you let me talk? I am a shareholder.

Yang Yang: Shareholders?

Zhao: What he means is that he incited such behavior. I couldn't have done it without his encouragement. This person often tells me, in-laws, let's farm well, make more money, donate money when we're done, don't spend it ourselves, broadcast live!

In-laws: I edited it directly on the spot!

Yang Yang: Auntie, what do you want to say to Uncle Qian?

Mother: (holding hands) I won't say anything. What should I say? I just appreciate my big brother. Look at the money my big brother donated to me, and there are many good people like my big brother. I want to say a few words to you to express my feelings.

Zhao: Hmm … My hands are numb!

Zhao: You don't have to thank me. To be honest, you should thank Sohu. I didn't know this without them, did I? Shoot the camera, thank you!

Mother: Thanks to the Central Meteorological Observatory.

Yang Yang: Ah … Auntie, search … Sohu.

Mother: Thanks to Sohu Meteorological Observatory.

Zhao: Why do you have something to do with the weather? It has nothing to do with the weather!

Mother: Thank you for your question.

Yang Yang: Stop ... Line up.

Zhao: Well, if you can't stop it, don't stop it. Come on, relax.

Mother: column group ... thanks to the party, thanks to the government, thanks to all the people who care about me, and most importantly, my big brother.

Zhao: What about your second brother? Second brother, please adjust your mood.

In-laws: Please forget it!

Mother: eldest brother, from now on, my son and I will leave the rest of our lives to you. After my son graduates from college, I will ask him to come to you for retirement. You regard my son as your father.

Zhao: Why did I get a father for this donation?

Mother: No ... Brother, it's not like that. ...

Zhao: I see what you mean. Your son will provide for your old age. I have a son.

Mother: You are yours and this is ours. Dude, he doesn't treat you like a father, and I won't even let him. I'll come then and see you off.

Zhao: That sounds too scary. !

In-laws: I see, you kill three birds with one stone. You brought the name, brought the man back, and put me in.

In-laws: Isn't that obvious? Have all the wedding banquets been delivered?

Zhao: What wedding banquet? Here you are. This bottle is 1573 yuan.

In-laws: This is not. . . . Guokeng 1573, come on, I want to make my business clear to him.

Zhao: Well, you can broadcast the advertisement for a while first.

Yang Yang: Dear netizens, don't go away, it will be more exciting after the advertisement.

In-laws: What did you do? You know I'm meeting my wife tomorrow, and I'm in a hurry to use the money. You are very kind to save people first.

Zhao: What did you bring back? Not that kind of relationship. What are you talking about?

In-laws: We are like two piles of dry wood. You said you burned your side badly, so turn around and soak my side.

Zhao: What's the matter? Can you go home?

In-laws: How to get there at this juncture? I want to see what happened to my money.

Yang Yang: Grandpa, welcome back to the live broadcast. Do you know that this time a mother is leading a son?

In-laws: Yes, if you want your father to accept your son, he may not donate.

Zhao: What nonsense?

In-laws: Isn't that right? This man was brought back.

Zhao: I got it back. Sister, do you think we know each other?

Mother: Yes.

Zhao: When did we meet?

Mother: Didn't you just meet her? Just met her?

Zhao: When I first met you, I said I had just met you. This is all confusion and misunderstanding.

Mother: (to Zhao's in-laws) We didn't know each other before, big brother, no.

In-laws: Make it up. Make it up again. No matter how you make it up, I will make my affairs clear.

Zhao: Netizens and friends, everyone, old and young, has dreams, and advertisements are more exciting.

Zhao: What's the matter with you?

In-laws: I just want my money back.

Zhao: If you want money, 15000 will be given to you. You want it yourself, but you can't say anything if you bet 3 thousand yuan wrong, okay

In-laws: I have to interview him.

Zhao: Did you interview anyone to find out about the situation?

In-laws: He didn't dig deep. I'm going to dig my ancestral grave.

In-laws: (Ask Yang Yang for a microphone) Give me a hand. What's going on here? My in-laws and I have 30 thousand yuan, all of which have been deposited in his card. I'm going to see my wife tomorrow, and I'm in a hurry to use the money. I said you would take it for me, and this happened to his family.

Zhao: Yes, I donated money, including 15000 yuan.

In-laws: Hear me out. He wanted to donate 3000 yuan. Later, when he was excited, his hands shook, and he pressed 0,30,000 yuan more, and donated it all. Sister, I really need it tomorrow. I'm not without love, I really can't. I also donate 3000 yuan, and you can just give me12000.

Zhao: A hero should be a hero. I donated this 30 thousand. In-laws, I lend you money. I'll go now. I can't get along with you You can't get along with me

Mother: I see. All right, big brother, I'll keep the 3000 and I'll pay you back the rest. No need to borrow money, no, no, (mom leaves).

In-laws: Elder sister, if you two can really make it, then 15000 will be my gift, ok? Hey, big sister (in-laws leave).

Yang Yang: Friends and netizens, get to the bottom of it and dig it out. See you next year when you know the result. Catch up with …

Long face: What are you chasing?

Yang Yang: He has Mike (Yang Yang is with Big Face)!

Long face: huh?