What jokes do Jay Chou fans know?

Let me tell you a few jokes about Jay, which were posted in the post bar a long time ago. Maybe only Jay fans can know where the luggage is.

The following need to be clear about Jay's lyrics:

1. One day, my son saw his father lying on the sofa and asked, Dad, you have a headache again. Father said: Yes, it's all your daughter-in-law's anger. She is still gloating. Don't trust me. At this time, the son heard his wife singing happily: My father-in-law has a migraine, my father-in-law has a migraine. ...

Guo Fu was slapped by Yang Guo and was furious. He waved a lady's sword and cut off Yang Guo's right arm. Yang Guo didn't want Guo Fu to be so cruel, so he cried out in pain, "Ah Fu … hand, Ah Fu … hand …" Guo Fu shook his head and rapped out, "Grandma, Sao Sao Rui, Sao Sao, Mocuo, Ah Da Kick, Ah Da Kick, Breaking Tan Yao, Buddha Kicking Seymour, Thief He Steals, Monk. Yang Guo, pawn.

3. On the eve of the Yanyulou War, Qiu Chuji said, "Jinger, where did you learn the Big Dipper Array?" "I have thought about the Gai Sect meeting in Junshan myself." "You haven't learned the general outline yet, and you haven't changed enough in the face of the enemy. I'll teach you. This array emphasizes empathy. " Come ",and Qiu Chuji took Guo Jing's hand and read:" Hand in hand, look at the sky one step, two steps, three steps and four steps, and look at the stars and a line. "

4. A buddy finished his pistol and sang a Jay Chou song to his drooping penis: "What's the matter? Tired or not, say happy? "

Xiao Ming's mother went to his brother's house to play, chatted with her sister-in-law and said, "Have you held hands with my brother for so many years?" Sister-in-law said helplessly, "Uncle Mingming doesn't like holding hands." Xiao Ming's mother couldn't help humming: "Why did she hook up on her own initiative?"

6. Who played Chopin's serenade? A relative replied: Is it Jay Chou? Another pro answered: Chopin's nocturne is Chopin? Then I said: Winnie, playing Chopin's serenade for you! La La La ...

7. Jay passed a squid grill. When the stall owner saw it was him, he immediately took him to buy two strings. Jay stopped and sang to him lightly, "Why are you dragging me to say that you have some squid?"

Jay drove AE86 on the highway and saw a tiger, so he picked it up. I saw another rhinoceros and put it on the rhinoceros. After a while, I saw another elephant. Jay didn't bring an elephant. Jason: "I don't want to (take a picture) I don't want to (take a picture) I don't want to (take a picture) I don't want to (take a picture) you.

Recently, a friend's sister told me that Jay made Chopin popular this time. My friend fainted on the spot.

9. "Er, when did Jay take this photo?" "When did I join the army?" You were in the army? Jay replied, "more than that, I was still a general." Think of that year. "Then he went on to sing:" The wind is blowing on the mountain road, and the pictures of the past are all our troops. "

10. Fang Gang, I heard that you had a friend named Tian Qing when you were a child, and she was very sexy. ""hey? Why do you say that? " "You wrote: it's sunny, I'll wait for you ..." "Er ..."