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Among the characters who can pretend to be better than stealing a mirror in film and television dramas, which one do you shoot the most?

I also think it's Nine Mo Zhi, who steals cameras everywhere, but is not hated by people. The audience still feels sorry for him, and he is also the originator of the pretentious world. ...

Let's briefly introduce the origin of our Nine Magic Wisdom, which comes from Tubo and is a Buddhist master. He is known as one of the nine demons of Dalun Temple in the Great Snow Mountain, with exquisite Buddhism, high martial arts, diligent study and hard practice, continuous progress, challenges everywhere and proves his strength. He is also a master of learning.

Pretending to be compulsive:

1, Tianlong Temple borrows Six Vein Excalibur.

All the way to Dali, I want to borrow the Six-pulse Excalibur, but I am actually greedy for the sword spectrum. Excalibur array with five men and six veins is still no match for him, and Master Ku Rong shot and wounded him. Finally, Duan Yu's Six Pulse Excalibur released him.

2, Langya Yudong peek cheats

Mu Rongfu was defeated by him, and just as he was laughing happily, Murong Bo beat him away.

3. After practicing Shao Zejian, I want to go to the Wulin Congress to make a name for myself.

After defeating Mu Rongfu again, the joy is not over yet. Mr. Joe came with a stereo, and even said, there are not many people in the world who can be with poor monks, and then he ran away and vomited blood. This is the best time to pretend.

4. Practice Yijinjing again to challenge Shaolin.

At that time, there was no opponent. The Shaolin monk said that he was brilliant, but he was not satisfied. Xu Zhu couldn't help but teach a lesson and failed again. He still lost to a young monk, so it is so difficult to make a complete device.

5. Xixia helped the Tubo prince to recruit relatives.

In front of wannabe, they were all beaten away. Just as Mu Wanqing was pretending to be forced, Qiao Feng, Xu Zhu and Duan Yu, three brothers who had abused him, appeared together. Can't I stop pretending this time? Let's go in despair!

It is also unusual to look back at the history of Ku Mochi's disguise. Although he didn't succeed, no one dared to challenge so many masters. Unfortunately, I met some people who turned on the stereo and never gave up!

Nominate "Ming ruo Xiao Xi"

Awkward plot, lines, characters, handsome.

In short, two words-capital "embarrassed"!

You told me it was great?

Isn't this more handsome?

There are many girls crying and shouting to give him a monkey?

If so.

Then you made me understand. Where should I put Louis Koo's face?

(Three people above, turn left for ophthalmology)

I believe that anyone who has seen Nirvana in Fire will be deeply impressed by this sentence.

"I forgot to get a good name in advance. Too failed! " -"Nirvana in Fire" Zhen Ping

In the film and television drama "pretend to be forced" figures list, nine Mo Zhi is only the third, the first place is unparalleled! 6. Qiu "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" "Remember, people who learn things are most afraid of showing off. Even if you practice the incomparable martial arts like the old man in the future, don't show it off at will. Besides, what can I do if I practice the furious martial arts? It's just the loneliness of this world. I'm not afraid of your jokes. Sometimes I can't sleep in the middle of the night, and I have deep insomnia. At this time, I want to find an opponent to study in the moonlight. But after thinking about the famous figures in the Wulin, I couldn't find my opponent. I can only sigh, turn over and go back to sleep! " Funnily enough, his skill in saying this is very low.

5. the Monkey King-The Journey to the West Cao Rong version of the Monkey King's classic line "I didn't push hard, you fell down", which is really overwhelming to say every fight.

4. Xiaogang Feng-Who else is in Kung Fu? A short line shows incomparable domineering. Is there a royal law? Is there any pattern? The leader of the crocodile gang, who dragged on for days as soon as he appeared, was soon knocked down.

3. Nine Mo Zhi-Nine Mo Zhi in "Dragon and Eight Branches" is really compelling. "There are not many people in the world who can paint with me." "North Qiao Feng South Murong, North Qiao Feng avoids fighting, South Murong is just a hollow name." In terms of force, I am really convinced.

2. Master of Water Cut-off-King of Destruction "Don't get me wrong, I'm not aiming at you, I mean everyone here-all rubbish". That's great. This excuse is going to heaven.

1. Mark-"The True Color of Heroes" Mark doesn't have to talk. Only this action of lighting a cigarette with money is domineering and heroic. It's really the most striking action in film and television dramas. I accepted!

Yan is the hero of this series directed by Qian. In addition, and money have made a series of five words. Yan in the play is arrogant and cold, witty, with keen insight and terrible composure. No matter what dangerous moment, Yan can always save the day and give the enemy a counterattack.

So, is Yan's ability too exaggerated? In fact, looking at the six erotic dramas, which enemy he faced was not skilled and intelligent? For example, Yun Jianming in "Eagle of Guinness" is Yan's most deadly opponent, who has repeatedly exposed his identity in Yefu. Fortunately, Yan's temporary wit was finally solved. (With his cool brain and extraordinary wisdom, he actually made the real Yun Jianming speechless) and finally solved the plot against Huang Yunlong and Feng Wenlang. In "The Flying Tiger Condor", he was the vice president of the Duma Guangfu Association and had several meetings with Yan. Yan is a first-class sharpshooter, but he also has enemies who are really afraid of rolling.

Yan almost never makes mistakes. Everything is in front of you. The more dangerous the environment, the more calm he is!

Yan is just, doing harm for the people, being firm in heart, punishing evil and promoting good. No matter who harms the people, Yan will be eradicated without mercy. What he seeks is to safeguard world justice, but it also means revenge.

Yan's skills were taught by his master Eagle, so he should have lost to Eagle, but he won with his inner firmness and strong will. If his master eagle doesn't pursue fame and fortune, maybe Yan is no match for him. After all, that's Yan's master!

But Yan treats feelings like an idiot! Twin sisters Li Hui and Xiaoling died for him. In Falcon 1949, when he died, there was a narrative enough to describe his feelings for Yan. The woman in his arms gave everything for him. Yan Shuangying can protect everyone, except his own woman, Small Jin Her and Big Face. Generally speaking, Yan is not invincible, and he also has opponents who make him afraid. As a matter of fact, Yan has long seen that Yan is always thinking nervously in his conversation with Eagle and Cheng Tang, and he is thinking about how to defeat each other. A master's mistake is fatal, as long as he makes a slight mistake in judgment.

A touch of autumn fragrance in Tang Bohu-Mr. Teaching

After entering Washington, Tang Bohu gradually became two boys and girls in Washington, and successfully won the favor of two boys, Wenhua and Huawu. However, the teacher is quite arrogant when he meets Hua' an's arrogance.

Declaration of arrogance: I am a left Qinglong, a right white tiger, an old cow with a waist and a dragon head with a chest. People stop killing, and Buddhas stop killing!

Domestic Lingling paint-iron legs floating on water

This is a supporting role in the film, playing a prisoner who is about to be executed, but he only appeared once, but he was deeply remembered by the audience, and his arrogant words before the execution were also memorable.

Arrogance declaration: it's not that easy to kill my iron leg and float on the water!

Yue Guangbao Box-Fire Cloud Evil Spirit

In Yue Guangbao Box, the evil spirit Huoyun is a man with high martial arts. As soon as he appeared, he performed a unique skill for everyone, holding bullets with two fingers. This content can be described as quite stealing the mirror, which makes people shine.

Arrogance declaration: the martial arts in the world are invincible, fast but not broken!

Fang Tang Jing, the Nine Grades Sesame Official

Fang Tang Jing in Being a Sesame Officer is a teacher who turns black and white upside down. Rely on eloquence, bully Bao Longxing who just bought an official with money. His wild manner and arrogant words also made Bao Longxing, who just entered the official position, beaten repeatedly, which can be said to be the villain who grabbed the most shots in the whole movie.

Arrogant Declaration: Do you deserve to be insulted by our Tang Jing?

Chen Jinnan, the Five New Ancestors of Shaolin

Among the five new Shaolin ancestors, the appearance of Chen Jinnan is quite noticeable. First, the background music sounded, then the members of the Heaven and Earth Society appeared in a sword array, and then Chen Jinnan appeared in front of people, who were crowded with people.

Proud appearance: BGM soundtrack, flowers falling all over the sky, heaven and earth will be sword array.

Simply say a few! Full of classics!

First, if the flower loves to steal the mirror, Master Xing's play will not be spared. Like a flower, she loves to steal mirrors, but she is ashamed of flowers and overwhelms 3,000 beautiful women. A shy smile is as beautiful as a flower, an elegant nose-dropper is as beautiful as a flower, a delicate flower is more beautiful, and a messy flower is the most beautiful.

Second, others at least have some strength to pretend X, while Fan Debiao only relies on imposing manner. Fan Debiao, the "most vicious person in northern Liaoning" played by Fan Wei in Ma Dashuai, was never afraid of any opponent. Northeast dialect calls him "Tiger", likes to brag, and feels like a common people.

Third, Ruoyun Zhang plays Fang Tianyi as "Yan Shuangying", and the devil is like a six-year-old child, at the mercy of others. Fang Tianyi, on the other hand, is more accurate than Zhuge Liang. The most important thing is to pretend that X is never unsmiling. Just a big boss.

Fourth, Diao Jun in The Condor Heroes. Besides, he really has a sense of existence! Compared with him, Gu Zi is simply weak. He is not as tall as a vulture, his shoulders are not as wide and powerful as a vulture, his nose is not as high as a vulture, his facial lines are not as three-dimensional as a vulture, and his aura is weak everywhere. Steal the mirror and win completely.