Friends circle invincible funny copy

1. Go to the courier. Courier 1 can't find it, so he turned to me and asked, Are you a small piece?

2. Society can really change people. I used to be an excellent person at school, but now I am a good person. This is what the girls told me.

There are only two ways out for fat people, either to make their figure better or to make their mentality better.

Every time I see a couple carving their names on a tree, I get lost in deep thought. Why do so many people go out with knives?

5. People who find ugly give priority to speaking, because we often hear people say "I am ugly, let's say it first."

6. I got in.

After being questioned by my parents, my father kicked me first: what a disappointing thing! Mom went on to say, you were kicked by a donkey by that score.

7. It was also put on hold for a month. Oranges began to wrinkle and apples were rotten. Such a thick skin is of great significance to life.

Exercise is a kind of enjoyment, but I don't like it, because I'm not the kind of person who longs for enjoyment.

Yesterday, a couple came to ask me how to get to the hotel. I did not hesitate to show them the way to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they could find themselves lost in the sea of knowledge!

10. Last night, I was carrying my girlfriend home, and she asked, Guess what I mean? I said, I don't know. Girlfriend said: it's a shame. Me: What's embarrassing, and no one saw it? ! My girlfriend said: I am a sheep.

1 1. In my spare time, I like to ask my husband if he knows anything wrong with a straight face. Every time I get something unexpected.

12. Oh, my God. Just now, a super handsome boy came up to me with a bunch of roses and said something to me in a very magnetic voice. Can You Ever Forgive Me?

13. My parents are always worried that I spend money indiscriminately, but they are not worried about whether I have money to spend.

14. Review before the exam. Some people comment to fill the gap, and my comments can only be described as groundbreaking.

15. I'm a little unhappy today. Although it's not your fault, can you apologize to me?

Whenever I plan to start saving money, there is always a voice that says to me: Be nice to yourself. This is my poverty.

Two white people.

Seventeen. Maybe in a few years, someone will say, "I watched your children grow up in a circle of friends."

18. I found a new job. I am very happy, and sent it in a circle of friends: I found a new job today, come on! Then the first one.

A friend replied to me early the next morning: pay attention to safety at the gas station!

19. Every morning after getting up, I will silently encourage myself: You have even done such a difficult thing to get up. Nothing can beat you the next day!

20. My God

Three provinces: What to eat in the morning? What to eat at noon? What to eat at night?

2 1. The customer asked the salesman expectantly, "This weighing scale can really be reduced by 100.

20? Salesman coldly: "Well, miss, what you said is that the price of this scale is not the function of the scale ..."

22. Woman: "Why don't you have a girlfriend when we broke up?" Man: "After breaking up with you, I have met many women, some like your eyes, some like your lips, but unfortunately none of them are as blind as you."

23. I really want to thank you. If you hadn't fired me, I wouldn't have lived such a comfortable and free life. "The boss also smiled and said you're welcome, and then lost a dollar in the bowl in front of me.

24. Make girls happy as long as

Eight words are enough: beautiful, ok, buy, not fat, my fault.