2022 Funny Short Sentences Funny Sentences

Don’t be depressed. Although you have never had a trip that you can go on as long as you want, but at least you still have a body that can get fat as much as you want.

Don’t rely on your ugliness to stay up as late as you want.

I have mastered 100 ways to love my girlfriend, but now I am missing a girlfriend.

If you give us fifty cents and I give you fifty cents, we can be together; if you give us six cents and I have six cents, we can have two together; if you give us seven cents and I have seven cents, we can die together.

These days are confusing and dark. Once you survive, there will be another dark day waiting for you.

Although my salary is not high, I am good at saving money. When I see something I like, I can always resist buying it. For example, I just fell in love with a helicopter, but then I decided to take the bus instead. It's a good deal, and you can save tens of millions at once.

While learning to compromise, you must also adhere to your most basic principles.

Time is like a butcher's knife, but it is powerless against ugly people.

I am often late for school. Today I left for school a little early. I met a classmate on the road. When he saw me, the classmate yelled: "It's over, I'm late, run!"

It’s not scary to wait for you. What’s scary is that I’m not waiting for you.