Elementary school jokes told to middle-class children in a hurry

The father took his youngest son panting and climbed to the top of the mountain. Dad said, "Look, how beautiful the plain under our feet is!" " ""Since the scenery below is good, why should we spend three hours climbing it? Dad. "Classic joke: I taught the son of the teacher who went to school on the first day to come back from school. Mother asked, "son, the teacher taught me today." "

What do you have? "

The son said, "He didn't teach me anything, so he asked me,' What is one plus two?' "I just.

Teach him to say, "Yes, three". I also gave you the website /list _ 1 _ 1.html.