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Send a classmate's topic composition: Look, the girls in our class.
Look, the girls in our class.
Yuan Tianyu, Grade 8, Hongyang Junior High School, Nanzhao, Henan
If we say "The Life of Three Women", eighteen girls in Class Two, Grade Eight are six plays. As long as it is between classes, as long as we pass by our classroom, we will certainly hear bursts of laughter. They are discussing some difficult problems in pairs, or I am talking noisily about my idols in groups of five, or calling friends, singing and dancing to show my youthful demeanor incisively and vividly. Let's take a closer look at their styles.
Fat girl-Yan Rong
Her nickname lives up to its name. She is less than 1.6 meters tall and weighs 130 kilograms. Girls of this age pay great attention to their personal image. If a gentleman dares to call himself short or fat to his face, nine times out of ten girls will fight him desperately. Fat girls are different. No matter who says she is fat, she won't get angry. She always smiles and occasionally sighs: Alas, if only I had been born in the Tang Dynasty!
In Chinese class, when the teacher speaks the names and characters of the ancients, let each student take a word by himself. Without thinking, the fat girl said that her figure was as good as hers, so her name was Yan. From then on, people began to call her "Yan Yuhuan". It is not easy to distinguish between "Yan" and "Yang". Slowly, she became Yang Yuhuan.
There are two sisters in my class who are in the same boat with her. They speak the same language, so they get together after class and talk endlessly. At the suggestion of the fat girl, they formed a "36 1" model team, and the total weight of the three people is just 36 1 kg, which is just enough to borrow a well-known brand. The three-foot platform became their runway. After class, the "36 10" model team occupied the podium, tirelessly walked the catwalk, twisted their fat bodies and posed various shapes, which made people laugh. Fat sister said that if you have the opportunity, you must take a walk on the Avenue of Stars and try to get back the champion next month or next week, so that everyone can open their eyes and learn a lot.
Pistachio nuts-Wang Tingting
Tingting is very beautiful Presumably, her parents want her to be an elegant and gentle woman, but Wang Tingting is a real tomboy.
She claims to be a die-hard fan of Xiao Shenyang, and often asks around who has a relationship with Xiao Shenyang, helping her to get in touch and see if she can worship him as a teacher. The students joked, "Little Shenyang doesn't accept female disciples." She immediately raised her voice and said solemnly, "My grandfather's surname is Bi, too. How can he not accept it? " Don't say, it really smells like Shenyang.
Pistachio's academic performance needs to be improved, but he likes to doze off in class. In physics class, I don't know when I went out with Duke Zhou again. The teacher came up to her a little angrily. At first, she patted her gently twice. She slept soundly and didn't respond, so she tapped the desktop with the spine of the book. She stood up with a brush, rubbed her sleepy eyes and said, "God, you scared my soul away. It's the teacher. I thought it was Grandpa Bi calling me. " A few northeast words made everyone laugh, and the teacher couldn't help laughing.
Pepper Li Yao
"Boy, where have you been? You won't know how many eyes Ma Wang has unless you try the girl's sunflower acupuncturist today! " You can hear the super-high decibel shouts of the spice girls from a distance. I don't seem to know which unlucky boy is going to be unlucky again.
Haha, does this girl's cry sound like Sun Erniang? In fact, this Li Yao is very chivalrous. Don't tell me, she is really indispensable in my class.
Why? Listen to me slowly. It's not that I'm "Yuan Po selling melons", but that the girls in our class are very feminine, especially Zhao Mei, who is a natural lady, walks weakly and speaks softly. () In this way, a few boys "choose the soft ones" and chat gossip from time to time. A lady is a lady. If she is "hurt", she will submit to humiliation. Thanks to the spice girl's "drawing a sword to help when the road is rough", the boys who chatted were scared out of their wits and rushed out the door. Running all the way took refuge in the toilet.
The spice girl stood on the podium and shouted, "Mulan used to join the army for her father, but now my little spice girl has come to uphold justice for you." Sister and sister stand up, the female name is not weak, we hold up half the sky. "An impassioned speech, let us have a boiling passion, ready to meet all" the enemy of the invasion ".
How's it going? Are the girls in our class very distinctive? I tell you, the girls in our class are also top-notch. The top five in our class are all female soldiers, and the boys are only envious. Of course, there are also a few people who are not convinced and say indignantly: "Let's talk about it in high school!" "The girls said," see you in high school. Who's afraid of who? ".Ha ha-"Crisp laughter filled the whole classroom.
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