Su Xiaolong, what is the name of the latest two-person sketch? There are only a few lines in it: I come from the Eastern Land and the Tang Dynasty:

Tang Monk Picks Up Girls

Male (Tang Monk) Female (King of the Girl Country)

Female: "I would like to invite Elder Tang to come to the palace."

Man: "The applause is not intense."

Male: "Amitabha."

Female: "You scared the audience, what are you holding?"

Male: “This is Tang Monk’s Zen staff.”

Female: “Zen staff?”

Male: “Isn’t it right for us to compare whether a mineral water bottle is made or not? Talented."

Female: "This time you will play an important character for me, Mr. Tang Monk."

Male: "I am quite lecherous. If you let me play Tang Monk." Look."

Female: "What's wrong?"

Male: "This female demon used her to catch me during the journey."

Woman: "Ah."

Male: "I'll arrest her."

Female: "What's wrong?"

Male: "I said before going to bed at night Wukong, let me catch a goblin to play with."

Male: "That's not what I meant."

Female: "Don't talk nonsense.

Male. : “Good conversation. ”

Female: “Come to the hall and say a few words to me first.” ”

Male: “Start.” "

Female: "Ah, Brother Jade Emperor. "

Male: "Ah, Her Majesty the Queen. ”

Female: “What is your voice?” "

Male: "Tang Monk is more gentle at first. "

Female: "Brother Jade Emperor. ”

Male: “Ah. ”

Female: “You come from the river and want to go back.” . . ”

Male: “Queen, will you speak to me, you bastard? I came from the river, where did I come from, and I am going to where I am going. I have not learned the lessons before I became a spirit. What are you doing here?” Let’s take the shortcut again. ”

Female: “Brother Jade Emperor, where did you come from and where are you going?” ”

Male: “The poor way comes from the east. . ”

Female: “What a poor monk? How is this poor monk?” ”

Male: “I believe in Buddhism.” ”

Female: “Believe in Buddhism.” ”

Male: “Yes, yes, I believe in Buddhism.” "

Female: "Amitabha. "

Male: "The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east. He was going to the west to worship Buddha and learn scriptures. He passed by this place and slept for a night, and then left. ”

Female: “Our daughter’s country will not allow rape.” "

Male: "Leave tomorrow morning. "

Female: "Brother Jade Emperor. ”

Male: “Ah. ”

Female: “Why are you leaving tomorrow morning?” ”

Male: “I have something to do to obtain Buddhist scriptures.” "

Female: "Brother. ”

Male: “Huh?” ”

Female: “Look at my daughter’s country.” "

Male: "Huh? "

Female: "There are mountains. ”

Male: “Oh. ”

Female: “There is water”

Male: “Ah”

Female: “There is also a beautiful beauty to accompany you”

Man: “Yeah. ”

Female: “Why don’t you stay.” ”

Male: “Yeah, that’s great.” ”

Male: “What are you doing? There are mountains, rivers and beauties. I’ll just stay.” ”

Female: “Who would you leave behind to go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures?” ”

Male: “Oh, I have to go.” "

Female: "Let's go! ”

Male: “Then I have something to do.” "

Female: "Brother Jade Emperor. ”

Male: “I have something to do.” ”

Female: “Just stay.” ”

Male: “It’s really something.” ”

Female: “Just stay.” ”

Male: “Something’s wrong.” ”

Female: “Just stay.” ”

Male: “I have something to do.” ”

Female: “Just stay.” ”

Male: “It’s really something.” ”

Female: “Just stay.” ”

Male: “Yes. "

Female: "Stay. "

Male: "Stay. "

Female: "Stay.

”

Male: “Oh oh oh stay.” ”

Male: “I said what are you doing? You show your friends.” ”

Female: “Why, you can’t stay.” ”

Male: “You said you kept me over and over again. If I don’t stay, then I won’t be flattered. Right? After all, my friends will let me stay. If I don’t stay, I won’t.” It’s not about giving face”

Female: “You are quite particular! ”

Male: “What’s that?” ”

Female: “No, I have to leave.” ”

Male: “Then I’ll go.” "

Female: "Brother Jade Emperor. ”

Male: “I have something to do.” ”

Female: “Ah~~~. ”

Male: “It’s really something.” "

Female: "Brother~~. ”

Male: “There’s something wrong.” ”

Female: “No~~. "

Male: "Stop! "

Female: "Huh? "

Male: "Your Majesty the Queen. ”

Female: “What are you doing?”

Male: “I want to pee.” ”

Female: “What are you talking about?” Man: "What are you doing? Why do you keep making such noises?" ”

Female: “I’m not trying to seduce you.” ”

Male: “You seduced me. I played the role of Tang Monk. I am a monk. I am not a eunuch. Can I bear the sound of you? How uncomfortable it is.” ”

Female: “Boy, you can’t stand it anymore.” ”

Male: “What the hell.” ”

Female: “Tell you two words: hold on.” "

Male: "Hold on. "

Female: "Hold on. ”

Male: “Come on.” "

Female: "Brother Jade Emperor. ”

Male: “Hold on, no, I’m in trouble.” "

Female: "Little brother. "

Male: "Oh, little queen. "

Female: "Little brother. "

Male: "Oh, little sister. ”

Male: “What’s wrong with this?” ”

Female: “No, let your friends listen. Tang Seng is a dignified seven-foot man. He must speak forcefully. Your voice is a bit like a eunuch.” ”

Male: “Like a man?” "

Female: "Man. "

Male: "Be tougher, be fiercer"

Female: "Yes. ”

Male: “Come on.” "

Female: "Brother Jade Emperor. ”

Male: “What are you doing?” "

Female: "Little brother. ”

Male: “Stay away from me.” ”

Male: “Cruel. ”

Female: “Stop, you don’t want to act well, right?” ”

Male: “I’ll speak up.” ”

Female: “Okay.” "

Female: "Brother Jade Emperor. "

Male: "Your Majesty the Queen. ”

Female: “Do you really want to leave?” ”

Male: “I really have to leave.” "

Female: "Brother. "

Male: "Queen. ”

Female: “Just stay, queen. I love you.” "

Male: "Your Majesty the Queen, I love you too, but I have something wrong. "

Female: "Brother Jade Emperor. "

Male: "Your Majesty the Queen. ”

Female: “Just stay, Queen. I am still a girl.” ”

Male: “I’m a virgin, but I have something to do, so I can’t.” "

Female: "Little brother. "

Male: "Little queen. ”

Female: “Just stay, Queen, I really can’t let you go.” ”

Male: “Your Majesty, I really can’t bear to leave you, but I have something to do.” ”

Male: “Oh, I’m going to get beaten.” "

Female: "Brother Jade Emperor. "

Male: "Your Majesty the Queen. ”

Female: “Do you really want to leave?” ”

Male: “Really.” "

Female: "Brother, before you leave, Queen, I want to ask you something. ”

Male: “Tell me what’s going on.” ”

Female: “Brother, you have to leave me.”

"

Male: "You are holding in your pee, so why are you shaking? Do you have anything to say?"

Female: "I'm so sorry. ”

Male: “Nothing to be embarrassed about. Just say it.” ”

Female: “Can you kiss me again before you leave?” ”

Male: “Kiss you, oh, that’s such a good thing.” "

Male: "Amitabha, monks do not eat pork. "

Female: "Pork! "

Male: "Your Majesty the Queen. ”

Female: “What are you doing?” "

Male: "The poor monk eats vegetarian food. ”

Female: “Vegetarian?” ”

Male: “Give me two of your girls.” ”

Female: “This is still vegetarian.” ”

Male: “That’s what.” "

Female: "Brother Jade Emperor. "

Male: "Queen. "

Female: "Goodbye. ”

Male: “Bye. ”