Tik Tok's happy and witty sentences

Behind every successful man, there will be a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

Night makes wine, wine makes you, you make me, and we are down and out.

I must work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but beautiful.

Men fool women and call it flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

Eating less than one meal a day can save a lot of money over time and can be used to treat stomach problems in the future.

Many poor people will discuss which is more important, money or love. It's none of your business, okay?

Hey, please get out of the way. You're blocking my chest. How can others get in?

Do you think this is the bottom of your life? In fact, you still have a lot of room to fall!

I went shopping today and saw a big comb. The price is right, and it feels good to comb. As a result, I looked at the sign: dogs only. Then quietly put the comb down.

Every time I want to take the precepts, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, fat and thin are in the sky, the sky wants me to be fat, and I am resigned to fate!

Don't comfort me, don't bother everyone to look in the mirror and restore a good mood.

Every winter, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places that the hands can't reach are foreign countries. The last toilet is for business, and the last shift is to go abroad.

Don't blame "beauty is easy to get old, and husband is easy to run" because "you spend too little money and give up beauty".

People's minds will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

Even if it's just a broken jar, I will fall louder than others.

You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

We all loved, hurt, hurt and hated, but we never lost weight.