What humorous couplets are there?

1, Part I: Recalling the eventful past, a wife and a group of children. Bottom line: Look at the current peace and prosperity, one child, one wife. Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times.

2, the first part: Mahjong Poker Golden Flower, lost home; The bottom line: the ancient road is thin and thin, and the world is heartbroken; Horizontal batch: miserable!

3. Part 1: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I'm waiting for your call back. Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life; Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person.

4. Part I: Look at the back of the army; Bottom line: turn around and scare away millions of heroes; Horizontal criticism: my god.

5, Shanglian: don't cheat in the exam, be a schoolmate in the coming year; Bottom line: I would rather have no personality than fail; Horizontal batch: I just want to go!

6. Shanglian: It's easier said than done, harder said than done; In a word: miss you, miss you, miss you; Horizontal comment: True love has no regrets.

7. Uplink: Remove the numbers one and two; Bottom line: there are four, five, six, seven, nine; Horizontal batch: only 38!

8. Shanglian: Say whether you can do it or not; In a word: you say no, you can't do it, and you can't do it; Horizontal criticism: I can't accept it

9. Part One: Love your country, your family and your sister! Bottom line: fire and theft prevention, brother! Horizontal criticism: freedom of love.