A humorous joke full of jokes.

1. My father said the most touching 1 sentence: study hard, son. Dad used to play mahjong.

Ten dollars, now for your study, I play 1 cent!

2. Mineral water fell in love with instant noodles, and summoned up the courage to confess to her, but was ruthlessly rejected. Mineral water Q: Why? Instant noodles disdain to say: cut, just you? I'm not hot at all, and you still want to hit on me!

3. A gambler saw the words "Spring" and "Fu" posted on someone else's doorstep and asked them what they meant: it means "Blessing the arrival of spring". Thinking that I always lose money, I posted a word upside down at the door, saying it meant money to go home. This is not what his wife pursues while holding a broom. She said, I'll let you pay back the money if I don't kill you.

4. Admire those who immediately give themselves a compliment when they make a circle of friends, and know how a person who is not sure about himself deserves to be affirmed by others.

5. After graduation, Ban Hua started his own business, opened a shop and got up early every day. I had a crush on her and went to her shop. When chatting, I told her, why are you so tired? Whatever you say, I support you. Ban Hua said with tears, "I am working so hard because I am afraid of falling into the hands of people like you."

6. Once I was practicing driving downhill, and I was so nervous that I didn't know why I slammed on the accelerator. The coach shouted: brake, brake with your feet. I quickly opened the car door and stepped on the ground, rubbing like the devil's pace! Drag it out

More than 20 meters finally stopped! The coach was scared and asked me to buy him a box of Chinese decompression with 100. I was depressed at that time. Why should I use toothpaste to calm my nerves?