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We are experts in asking for advice from discount-style KTV.

Funny three and a half sentences:

Good evening, colleagues. Welcome everyone to come. No matter how well you speak, don't run away! (Xiao Zhang makes a run, and Bai grabs it back)

Everything is fine with a cheerful mood. When you go out, the God of Wealth arrives, and you win the lottery and open the gift package. Damn it, soap! (Liu prepares soap, Jiang gives a performance)

In the end, it's a three-and-a-half sentence, and big and small things are talked at random. If there are similarities, don't shout, who dares! (collectively making accusations to the audience)

This year, the company is in a good situation, and there are many agency projects, which can be done everywhere in the country. (posing collectively)

Beijing will occupy the local area first, Tianjin will have a guerrilla war, and Nanchang Uprising will make money, if it doesn't make money, it won't make money!

The leader is considerate and thoughtful. Manager Lu personally delivers seasonings and peanuts and mustard tuber, which is quite handsome! (Amon plays General Manager Lu, shaking hands with you and making mustard tuber)

General Manager Qin has a loud and funny voice. He doesn't forget to put a cannon when eating, and strategic work is indispensable. Very good! (collectively give a thumbs-up as a compliment)

The sales work is not afraid of difficulties. Handsome guys and beautiful women are all in control, and each hand is unusual. Sign the bill!

Market research is very important. I got blisters on my feet. By the way, I can find my daughter-in-law and earn money! (Zhan Jun prepares marriage certificate and does actions)

There are a lot of planning work, brainstorming every day, managing the fence and advertising, and fainting! (All faint)

The administrative work is trivial. It doesn't matter if you are hungry. Every effort is precious. Wow! (Jiang is pregnant)

The financial department is focusing on the numbers all day. If something goes wrong at work, review it! (Everyone accuses Younger of crying)

Let's come to the party tonight. We are not afraid of getting drunk after drinking a thousand cups, regardless of whether he is tired or not next year. After drinking, we will sleep! (Jiang, the fat man is sleeping)

For tonight's party, brothers and sisters prepare together, and the wonderful programs line up and retreat (collectively turn right, run and shout slogans to retreat).