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A foreign song and dance troupe came to perform in this city. On a whim, Director Ma called the bureau office: "Director Xiong, buy two tickets for the performance of the song and dance troupe and get the best seats!"

Director Xiong didn't dare to neglect the director's instructions, but on second thought, wouldn't it be too fall in price for a director to run errands to buy tickets? So he picked up the receiver and called the office downstairs: "Xiao Xu? Go and buy me two tickets for the performance of the song and dance troupe and ask for the best seats! "

Xiao Xu is a college student who has just been assigned. Naturally, he dare not refuse the task assigned by the director. But I'm busy with a report at hand, and I really can't leave. So, he asked Tingting, who was sitting opposite, and said, "Tingting, will you help me buy two tickets for the performance of the song and dance troupe?" For the best seats, I'll treat you to dinner later, okay? "

This Tingting is a flower in the bureau. With director ma's love, no one in the bureau can move her. But she is the exception of Xiao Xu. Tingting likes this handsome college student very much and often takes the initiative to help him do this and that. Now, after listening to Xiao Xu, he readily agreed: "No problem, but you have to explain, are you going to the show with your girlfriend?"

"No, it's for someone else!" Xu didn't dare to say that it was for the director. He knew Tingting was disgusted with the director.

Tingting actually knows that Xiao Xu doesn't have a girlfriend. She was just teasing him. Seeing Xiao Xu blushing to the ears, she joked, "Look at you, a college student, still so embarrassed." Tingting walked out of the house with her mobile phone and dialed the telephone of Director Ma's office: "Director, I'm Tingting. Thank you for your help! Can you help me buy two tickets for the song and dance troupe performance? Remember, take the best seat! "

Sure enough, Director Ma's excited voice came from the other end of the phone: "Tingting, we are still here, and I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn! You don't have to worry about not getting a ticket, just come to my office directly before going to work! "

It turns out that Director Ma bought two tickets just to take Tingting to the show. Tingting returned to the office and said to Xiao Xu, "When it's done, we'll wait for the ticket!" However, don't forget to treat! "

Half an hour before going to work, Director Ma called Director Xiong to the office and asked, "Where are the tickets?"

Director Xiong quickly explained: "I have something urgent to go, and I have arranged for Xiao Xu to buy it!" "Say that finish, hurriedly call Xu to send the ticket to Ma's office. Xiao Xu put down the receiver and said to Tingting, "I'm calling to buy a ticket! " "

"Come, come with me to get the ticket!" Tingting led Xu to Director Ma's office.

As soon as he entered the door, Director Xiong asked, "Where are the tickets?"

Xiao Xu didn't have time to explain, so he just pointed at Tingting. Tingting walked up to the director and spread out her small hand: "Director, give me the ticket!" "