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(9) Viper camp
The four men lit the weapon without saying a word and got rid of it before the gray dove shouted.
On their way back to Jiangjin village, they saw a strange savage soldier by a tree. It seems that he has been poisoned.
The four men didn't want to mind their own business, but the strange savage soldier seemed to see the difference between them and the viper camp.
"Brothers, don't go." The barbarian grabbed Lori's skirt as he passed by.
"..." Lori had to stop and call the other three people back.
The savage gasped and explained in a low voice, "My name is Hood."
After a pause, he went on to say, "A few days ago, Mr. Wang praised the people in the scenic spot and he swallowed it with a spider. Now his head is still hung on the beam with spider silk. The two brothers are not satisfied, but they are both afraid. Our ancestors were Yu's cronies in the Sui Dynasty. When Li Tang destroyed the Sui Dynasty, we respected the orders of our ancestors and joined forces with General Yu Wen to conquer the world. The restoration of the country is far away, and the brothers are happy, but since the general joined hands with the Twelve Linked Docks, I don't know where to invite the damn Miao Shitian, and the happy days are over. He poisoned thousands of villagers with plague, and the whole city was haunted, causing his brothers to associate with these ghosts all day long. Chief Xiao Zhang talked a few words, but was turned into a zombie by the old monster. Section chief Xiao Zhang has nothing to say with his brothers on weekdays. The old monster also scared his brothers and boasted that his poison method was planted on us. If they tell others about their crooked ways, they will die miserably ... "
With these words in one breath, Hood suddenly frowned!
Then the four men saw that Hood's stomach seemed to swell. Thinking of what Hood just said, the four men immediately dodged the light achievement. With a bang, Hood's stomach exploded. There seems to be a white bug in the middle of the bloody thing. This white bug just ran to Lolita. Lolita didn't care, but Dunu, who was standing by, touched it with his sleeve. The worm fell to the ground, curled up and slowly turned gray. It soon turned into fly ash and drifted away with the wind.
"What a silly goose." Lou whispered and mocked Lolita.
"Amitabha." Mr. Dao ignored Lu's ridicule, but took Lolita's hand and walked to the pit not far from Hood's death.
Lolita looked inside and felt that a head was twice as big.
Because he saw a huge monster inside.
That monster, you say it's a zombie, is actually much bigger than a zombie; If you say he's not a zombie, he smells like one.
"Amitabha." Doug suddenly rushed out, and the stick in his hand slammed into the huge monster ... Lori didn't know what she was thinking? Obviously, I think Dunu is too impulsive, but why did he rush up with a broom?
The consequences of impulse are actually not good.
But fortunately Luguo and sneer also came to help.
Very not easy to kill this monster, but Lu took out a fire passbook, set fire to the sky, and went out with the viper camp of the barbarian soldiers and female soldiers. ...
Let's run for our lives with flying skills.
Finally escaped from the encirclement of the viper camp, and the four of them listlessly returned to Jiangjin Village, which was stationed outside Changshou Village.
Four people just entered the tent to have a rest when they saw a middle-aged man with a sharp mouth and a monkey face came in.
"Brothers, just got back from Li Ducheng?" How can a smiling face be annoying?
Daonu sat cross-legged, while Lu was sneered at to remove the residual ptomaine. Only Lori was idle, so the middle-aged man sat next to Lori: "My name is Jin Hezhen. Presumably, you also saw many injured escort agency disciples on your way to Changshou Village. Those escort disciples have lost their legs. Why do they need shoes? I think those boots are of good quality and fashionable, and they will sell well in Luoyang. Why don't you ask them for me? They seem to have caused a lot of trouble in the eucalyptus forest near Luoshui and were surrounded by several gangs. " After a pause, he took out something: "Well, how about exchanging these crutches with them?" I think crutches are more suitable for people with inconvenient legs and feet than shoes. Do you think so? Your skill should be able to avoid some physical conflicts, and I will reward you. "
Lori grabbed Kim by the collar and threw him out. He said angrily, "why don't people like you get killed by fog!" "
But to the girl's surprise, Dawnu stood up, walked out of the account, raised the gold, and silently ran to Elaine with a cane.
Lori was dumbfounded. He thinks Shaolin monks should not be so short of money. What's more, it is impossible to do such an outrageous thing for a few cents.
After more than an hour, Lori saw Dawnu holding a big package and handing it to Kim. Jin Hezhen looked at the package and his face was almost laughing like a chrysanthemum.
"Thank you, heroes!"
Annoying Kim left, but Donu didn't come in to have a rest. He said to Lori, "General Luo, I'm going to Fenghua Valley."
"Fenghua Valley?" Lori didn't respond at the moment. "What are you doing there?"
"Check the red teaching."
Lu Guo stood up and nodded: "I'll go with Master Dunu." Then he said in a low voice, "The Valley Master suspects that the plague in Tiandu Town near Chang 'an City was caused by the leader in red. It is said that the teaching in red is in collusion with Fenghua Valley Shence Army. Maybe we can find something in Fenghua Valley. "
"If it is the Shence Army, I will also go." Lori didn't react until she heard the Shence Army.
"Let's start with the four of us." Suddenly smiled and said. As a result, Lu gave an eye knife.
It's a long way to Fenghua Valley. Four people were sitting in the rented carriage, chatting one by one. By the way, they helped Lori find his armor when he pinched it.
While looking for armor, Donu and Lori talked about this stormy town.
"I only remember how the man in the conscription office tricked me into going to the Ce Shen camp to get information." Lori said angrily, "Those bastards in the Ce Shen camp are really nothing. They rob the people directly, and the so-called respected Liang Shidao is simply helping others!"
When the Taoist slave listened to Lolita's chanting, he couldn't help telling Lolita the story of Meng Taste Tao Hanting in White and Lady.
Two people have their own feelings, and finally thought of going to the Song family clause. Song Xiaoyu died early, but Song Nantian is still alive. Who knows if he will return to Nantian clause? Unfortunately, they were disappointed. Song Nantian didn't come back, but he found a very good pair of armor and a pike at home. Lori was very satisfied, but she felt sorry that Song Nantian had not been found.
After leaving Luoyang, they finally reached Fenghua Valley.
The scenery in Fenghua Valley is very beautiful, especially in autumn. The red leaves set off the loess road and the bleak peaks, and have a unique style.
Hardly had they got off the carriage when a stranger stopped them. Strangers introduce themselves as members of the hidden meta-society, code-named Zi Xuan Sisan, and ask them to help investigate a woman who teaches red. He also said that this woman was the one they should oppose ... Lori left with a cigarette in her mouth and disappeared without hearing it. The slave sighed and exchanged glances with Lu, who was chasing Lolita. Road slave continue to listen to the mysterious words.
Zi Xuan 43 said that the plague in Chang 'an was probably caused by the collusion between Red Sect and Tianyi Sect.
Tianyi teaches?
It is clearly written on Mr. Dunn's forehead that this is a question of what Tianyi teaches.
Zi Xuan Sisang answered this question well. He told Daonu: "Do you know that there are five poisons in the scenic spot? Do you know that the leader of the Five Poisons Sect is missing? " Mr. Lu nodded seriously.
"Yes, according to the intelligence of Yin Yuan Society, Qu girl of Qi Xiufang took over as the leader of the state affairs, refused to accept the protector of state affairs, and set up Tianyi Teaching, which seems to have an ulterior connection with teaching in red. We turned against the red believers this time just to understand this relationship. However, according to the rebels, it seems that a girl named Xue Fei fell in love with Meng Kang, the general of the Shence Army, and it seems that a traitor in red was thrown into the red account book at the foot of Qin Feng Valley Mountain. "
Daonu suddenly recited the name of Buddha: "Amitabha!" "
Zi Xuan Xisan added: "There is a red altar in Luodao. Maybe that account book can be a stepping stone to explore the interior of the Red Sect ... "
"Well, we all know." I can't listen to the sneer any longer, and this mysterious word is wordy. Smile away the guide Xia Houdun, ran in the direction of loli leave together. After a while, I saw Lolita coming back behind Lu.
"Guess what Luguo and I saw?"
"What?" Sneer is curiosity.
"I met the owner of the Villain's Valley. He seems to be educating and calling a child of Mo Yu. This child looks familiar to me, like a little madman in Daoxiang Village. "
"Didn't you see Mao Mao?" Mr. Lu seems to ask casually.
"No, I saw the owner of Villain's Valley become a child." The girl said excitedly, "It's a pity that Moyu actually followed the owner of the Villain Valley. This child will be poisoned. "
"Amitabha." Daonu still read a Buddhist name.
"Do you know the nickname of Hidden Yuan Society?" Lu Guo suddenly interjected, "Hidden Yuan Club is especially fond of asking who has become a lover with whom, who has wandered the rivers and lakes with whom, who has an affair with whom, and who has had anything with whom, so Hidden Yuan Club is also called' Marriage Club'."
"..." sneered speechless. "Can you stop telling such cold jokes?"
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