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1. Little Comma didn’t get up until eight o’clock, and didn’t even bother to wash his face, so he ran with his schoolbag on his back.

He ran into the classroom out of breath, shouted "report", sat in his seat, and listened to the geography teacher's lecture.

"Little Comma, stand up and answer my question," the teacher pointed at the map with a pointer, "What is the equator?"

Little Comma replied with a red face: "Eight Class starts at 0 o'clock, and entering the classroom after 8 o'clock is called being late!"

2. The economics professor said during class: "Students, foreign workers have a great impact on us, who of you can do that? Do you know which foreign workers make the most money in a country? Are they Thai workers, Vietnamese workers, Filipino workers, or..."

The little comma answered first: "McDonald's!"

3. The chemistry professor explained an organic chemical reaction process to the students in class.

He said: Please pay attention, students! At the beginning of this reaction, there were 25 carbon atoms in each atom, but what about now? There are only 24... He paused for a moment, waiting for the students' reactions, but there was silence in the classroom.

The professor could only point to the small comma in the front row and said: Where did the other carbon atom go? Did you know?

Little Comma murmured: From class to now, no one has left the classroom!

4. The teacher asked a student: Did you copy someone else’s test paper?

: Yes. I copied some of it, but not all of it.

Teacher: Which parts are not copied?

Little comma: the name is not.

5. There was a primary school teacher with a strong local accent. One day in class, he asked the students: 59=?

Little Comma kept muttering in his heart: "Martial arts + wine =? Martial arts + wine =?"

Suddenly he suddenly realized it and answered: Drunken Boxing~

6. Teacher: I want you to write a composition about a person and the key points.

Small comma: Teacher, I have thought about it. I will write about my grandma.

Teacher: Is there anything outstanding about your grandma?

Small comma: My grandma has a lumbar disc herniation.

7. In the Chinese language class on the first day, let the small commas make sentences using "The Great Wall". Little Comma replied: "The Great Wall is very long." The teacher was unhappy: "No, build another one!" Little Comma was even more unhappy and turned his head: "Why, I'm not Qin Shihuang!"

8. Teacher: "I want you to write an essay about milk, and it is required to fill two pages. Small comma, why do you only have so few lines in your essay?"

Small comma: "Teacher, My article is about condensed milk, so it will be short. " 1. Men have nine fears: first, they are afraid that their lover will get pregnant, second, they are afraid that their mistress will become a regular wife, third, they are afraid that the young lady will be sick, fourth, they are afraid that their daughter-in-law will fight for their life, fifth, they are afraid that their lover will be cheated, and sixth, they are afraid of their wife. If you get raped, you are afraid that your property will be stolen, that you will be sued by the masses, and that you will still have to wait until you are done. 2. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of what a man says is true; love is eternal, blood is bright red, and a man cannot survive without fighting; if a man is rich, he is destined to be with everyone. ; If a man is reliable, a pig can climb a tree! ! 3. Listen! I want to chase you! I will recognize you! You are the one I have been looking for all this time! I will definitely seize this opportunity! I must chase you till the end! Dead fly! I'll shoot you to death! ! 4. I miss you, I miss your mouth, I miss you, I drool. I love your skin, your back, your neck and thighs, your liver, your lungs, your body and fragrance. I will love you forever. . . Peking Duck 5. I gently kiss you down on the bed, gently unzip your pants, gently take off your underwear, gently kiss your face, and then gently say to you: Baby, change your position. . . ……………… It’s time to change the diaper.

When we were in high school, the teacher taught us carefully and sincerely. In the end, he concluded: You all know something, everyone is old and not young. The elder brother got tired of hearing this, so he added: Not only is the eldest brother no longer young, but so is the second child.

9. The teacher in the biology class asked: "Both parents do not suffer from this genetic disease, but their children do, so what is most likely to happen? (The standard answer is "gene mutation")", later A low but clear male voice sounded from a dark corner of the row: "Affair."

10. I found my roommate washing the sheets and felt very strange.

I asked him: Why are you so diligent today?

The roommate replied: My girlfriend is coming over in the evening and the sheets are too dirty. If I don’t wash them, she will get pregnant.

11. A beautiful teacher in the first year of college... classes resumed after a few days of wedding leave. The beautiful teacher's voice was hoarse. A kid in the front row asked with concern why the teacher's voice was hoarse... .A sentence came from the dark corner of the back row: Those who shout dumb...

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