This year has been very sad. Tell me a joke that will make me laugh for a whole year. Is there any?

Yes, let me tell you something you can see every day. ---You go to buy apples and ask the boss how much they cost per pound. The boss says it is 3 yuan. Do you think it can be cheaper if it is so expensive? The boss said no, the recent economic crisis is already very low, you sighed and said, let’s make it cheaper, 10 yuan for 3 pounds will be fine. ,,