Funny and dirty jokes

1: A couple was caught by a savage in the mountains and said that you would let you go if you ate each other's shit. The lover did it. On the way home, the woman cried. The man asked her why, and the woman said sadly, you don't love me, otherwise you won't pull so much! 2. Once in class, the female teacher who is taking a physiology class just finished. Ask: Students, who still doesn't understand, please ask the teacher.

At this moment, a classmate raised his hand. Ask the teacher: "Teacher, are men more comfortable when they are * * *?" Or are women more comfortable? "The teacher talked with her for a long time. But he still doesn't understand. The teacher gave her a metaphor. Say: "Then you pick your nose with your hand, is it cool?" "Still cool?" He thought. Hmm. It's a cool nose! Sit down.

The teacher asked, are there any students who don't understand? You can raise your hand and ask the teacher. Then the classmate raised his hand again. Ask the teacher: "Teacher, why do women have menstruation?" . No way * * * that? "The teacher gave her another metaphor. Said, "So when you have a nosebleed. Do you still pick your nose with your hands? "When students think about it, well, yes!

Soon, he raised his hand and asked the teacher another question, teacher. "Since women are more comfortable than men, why do women resist when men are stronger than women?" The teacher was angry and patted the table and said, "When you were walking on the main road. Someone else will pick your nose. Would you like to ~ 3: The first time a person wants to throw up on the plane, the stewardess takes an empty bag and goes to get it when it is almost full, telling him not to throw up. When I came back, I found it everywhere. I asked why, and replied, "I saw it was almost full, and I took another sip, and everyone around me vomited ..."