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True feelings are suitable for primary school students to kneel for cross talk lines! ! ! ! ! ! ! Urgent need! ! ! ! ! ! !
Reward score: 0 | Question time: 2010-3-2313:17 | Questioner: King Tang Yan.
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Do you know that I want to ask you alone?
B is an old man?
A not old.
B middle-aged?
Missed it
Oh, young man,
A is not green.
B who the hell is it?
Jiachun doll
B-Chun doll? I don't know this man.
A You should not only know him, but also know him, love him and value him.
Now that you mention it, I really want to see him! Where is he? Let's shake hands! (reaching out to b)
B why do I shake your hand?
(Laughter) I am a spring doll.
Oh! You've been talking for a long time!
One, put your hand out! (Stretching out index finger)
B: Hey! Give me a finger?
A: Because you are not very enthusiastic about me, please relax.
Hey! He is also very picky! It's not that I'm not spicy I was thinking,' Why do you call you Spring Doll?
A I don't understand, because I am young, so I am a doll.
B it's easy to understand.
A Can I call you a doll?
B You can't call me that, I'm much older than you!
You are a big doll.
B big doll? I am a grandfather.
Grandpa has a doll.
b? Why do you have to bring dolls?
A Because you are a grandfather now, and you used to be a doll.
B Yes, in the old society, it was my childhood, too.
We are different.
B what?
I am a happy doll.
B what about me?
You are a painful doll.
B Yes, I was miserable in the old society, and you caught up with the happy times.
I am a fat doll,
Where am I?
You are a flat doll.
B Not as good as your nutrition.
I am a polite doll.
B me!
You are a stupid doll.
B Not as clever as you.
A I'm a sanitary doll.
Where am I?
You are a clay doll,
B It breaks when I touch it! Why is it called Chunwani? How do you say the word "spring"?
A Let me ask you, which is better, spring or winter?
B of course it's spring. Very good!
Why?
B look! Spring is coming, spring is beautiful, spring breeze caresses your face, spring returns to the earth, spring is full, spring is blooming, spring is full ... you don't understand these words!
I don't understand, okay? There is another sentence: spring is infinitely good.
Wow! All right!
A Don't underestimate people. I am a college graduate, an expert and a doctor. ...
What about you?
I am talking about the future.
The future b!
Not only am I a spring doll, but all our children in China are spring dolls. So you must know us, love us and value us.
How much does b know about you?
A: Our spring dolls are all beautiful spring in our motherland.
B loves you?
A: We want to grow into useful people and revitalize China.
B good. Value you?
The world belongs to us.
B hey! What a lovely spring doll.
But you older generation must teach us.
No, the older generation taught me, and I passed on, helped and guided you.
A plays cross talk. I am a pupil.
B I is a teacher.
I am like a mushroom after the rain,
B I is like a bamboo.
I am a seedling,
B I is Jinsong.
I am a calf.
B I is an old ox.
A I'm a little tiger fighting,
B I is a toad. Oh!
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