Mushroom head spoof chat text expression pack

Mushroom head spoof chat text expression pack

There is a saying that money is not everything, and you can't do anything without money. The little friend didn't see if he was lying with a gun. Does he splurge every time he has money, and then cry out that he has no money? The following is the' mushroom head spoof chat text expression pack' shared by Inspirational Network. I hope you like it.

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Selected hilarious jokes

1, Lili:? You can't even imagine that I met XXX in the street today. ?

Nana:? Wow, mature, rich and humorous, I didn't expect such a perfect man to be hit by you! How does he feel about you?

Lili:? I don't know. He is in the hospital. He is not out of danger yet! ?

Nana. . .

My good friend told me with emotion:? Hey! Years have smoothed my edges and corners! ?

Me:? You get fat, you get fat, and you're fucking emotional! ?

3. Me: Brother, lend me some money.

Brother: What?

Me: Fried Jinhua got three aces, so I have no money.

Brother: Are you stupid? Take it to the bank for mortgage!

Me. . .

4. Prepare to chase after sales girls, visit them many times a day, buy worthless things every time, and then give them 100 yuan as a gift.

After a while, my sister said, What do you do? Come to me every day to change money. . .

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