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Story Before going to bed, the jungle was cool and lively: some animals were running, some were climbing trees, some were crawling on the ground ... No one was idle, only the big lion sat motionless.
"Do you know why I am the king of beasts?" The big lion showed off to a lioness, "because I am the best!" " "
"Don't brag," said the lioness. "Tell me, what are you really good at?"
The big lion thought for a moment. "Running is what I do best! Do not believe, I will show you! "
The big lion suddenly jumped out of the tall grass and scared all the other animals away.
The big lion ran and ran, and suddenly he saw a cheetah with thin and long legs and suddenly jumped in front of it! The cheetah smiled gently. You know, no one dares to laugh at the lion loudly. However, the big lion heard it.
"Well," the big lion was a little dissatisfied. "Even if the cheetah runs faster than me, no one can climb trees like me! Do not believe me to climb for you! "
The big lion grasped the nearest big tree tightly, grabbed it with four big claws, and finally climbed the shortest branch.
"It seems that … some trees are really hard to climb …" said the big lion.
On the highest branch, a monkey hung its tail upside down and echoed on the swing. When he saw the big lion climbing the tree, he secretly smiled. You know, no one dares to laugh at the lion. However, the big lion heard it.
"Well," said the big lion angrily, "even if the monkey climbs trees a little better than me, I can walk across the grass quietly!"
The big lion crouched down and climbed slowly and gently into a tall grass.
A snake crept across the grass. Seeing the big lion lying on the ground pouting, he smiled slightly.
He is laughing at himself, because no one dares to laugh at the lion loudly. But the big lion saw it.
The big lion was really angry: "well, even if the snake's crawling ability is better than mine, I can still … still …" "
"Are you particularly able to sleep soundly?" The lioness said with a smile.
"How can you sleep?" The big lion said.
The big lion thought for a moment and then said, "Actually, I have the greatest strength. Look! " "He held a small tree in his forehead and heard a bang, and the trunk was broken!
At this time, an elephant came slowly, squashing many small saplings and breaking many big trees along the way.
Seeing the big lion, the elephant raised its long nose and snorted softly. Even elephants dare not laugh loudly at lions. However, the big lion heard it.
This can make the big lion angry. "Well," he said, "even if the elephant is a little stronger than me, I still have more powerful skills ... that is ... alas, I can't remember!"
"Piss me off, I really want to ..."
"... ouch ... ouch ... ouch ..."
The lion roared and roared like thunder. It spread farther and farther, louder and louder, and the whole jungle was shaken.
It turns out that yelling is the lion's best skill!
Hearing his roar, cheetahs, monkeys, snakes and elephants stopped laughing and everyone was quiet.
The big lion finally smiled proudly ... Hum, look who dares to laugh at the lion!
Story 2: Before going to bed, warm spring came and the ice in the pond melted. Mother frog slept all winter and then woke up. She climbed out of the mud pit and plopped into the pond, laying many round black eggs on the grass. Spring breeze is blowing, the sun is shining, and the water in the pond is getting warmer and warmer. The eggs laid by mother frog move slowly and become a group of tadpoles with big heads and long tails. They swam around in the water, very happy.
One day, mother duck took her children to play in the pond. When the tadpole saw the duckling swimming around in the water with her mother, she thought of her mother. Tadpole, you ask me, I ask you, but no one knows.
"Where is our mother?"
They swam to Mother Duck together and asked her, "Mother Duck, Mother Duck, have you seen our mother?" Please tell us what kind of mother is. "
Mother duck replied, "Yes, your mother has two big eyes and a wide and big mouth." Find it yourself. "
"Thank you, Mother Duck!" The tadpole swam forward happily.
A big fish swam by. The tadpole sees two big eyes on its head and its mouth is wide and big. They think it must be his mother. They chased him and called to his mother, "Mom! Mom! "
The big fish smiled and said, "I'm not your mother, I'm the mother of the small fish." Your mother has four legs. Go ahead and find it. "
"Thank you! Fish mother! " The tadpoles swam forward again.
A turtle swam by. When the tadpole saw that the tortoise had four legs, he thought, "This time it is really a mother, so he chased the tortoise and shouted," Mom! Mom! "
The turtle smiled and said, "I'm not your mother, I'm the mother of the little turtle." Your mother's stomach is white, go to the front and look for it. "
"Thank you! Mother turtle! " The tadpoles swam forward again.
A big white goose called "nothing" and swam over. Seeing the white belly of the big white goose, Xiaoke thought happily: I really found my mother this time. Catch up and shout: "Mom! Mom! "
The big white goose smiled and said, "Little tadpole, you are mistaken. I'm not your mother, I'm the mother of the goose. Your mother is dressed in green and singing' giggle'. Go ahead and look for it. "
"Thank you! Mother goose! " The tadpole swam forward again.
The tadpole swam and swam to the pond and saw a frog sitting on a round lotus leaf singing. They swam quickly and asked in a low voice, "Excuse me, have you seen our mother?" She has two big eyes on her head, a wide and big mouth, four legs, a white belly and a green skirt. She sings "giggle" ... "
The frog laughed when he heard this. She said, "Alas! Silly child, am I your mother? "
Hearing this, the tadpoles wagged their tails and said, "Strange! Strange! Why do we look different from you? "
Mother frog smiled and said, "you are still young, and you will grow two hind legs in a few days;" In a few days, you will grow two front legs again, and your four legs will all be together. Take off your green clothes, just like your mother, and you can jump to the shore with your mother to catch insects to eat. Hearing this, the tadpole was so happy that he somersaulted in the water: "Ah! We found mom! We found mom! Good mother, good mother, come and find us! Come and find us! "
Mother frog plopped into the water and played with her children.
Three rabbits have four legs. They can jump fast and run fast. The tortoise has four legs, too. Climb, climb, climb slowly. One day, the rabbit met the tortoise and said with a smile, "Tortoise, tortoise, let's have a competition, shall we?" The tortoise knew that the rabbit was joking with him, staring at a pair of small eyes, ignoring it and not stepping on it. Knowing that the tortoise didn't dare to race with him, the rabbit pricked up its ears and jumped straight, making up a folk song to laugh at him:
Tortoise, tortoise, climb,
Go out to pick flowers early in the morning;
Tortoise, tortoise, go,
Still at the door at night.
The tortoise was angry and said, "Rabbit, rabbit, don't be proud. Let's race."
"What, what? Tortoise, what did you say? "
"Let's race."
Hearing this, the rabbit almost laughed: "Tortoise, do you really dare to race with me?" Ok, let's run from here and see who runs to a big tree at the foot of the mountain first. Get ready! One, two, three,-"
The rabbit spread its legs and ran really fast, and soon ran far away. Looking back, he found that the tortoise had only climbed a short distance. He thought, it is a big joke that the tortoise dares to race with the rabbit! Me, sleep here and let him climb here. No, let him climb to the front. I caught up with him in three jumps. "La la la la la la, the victory must be mine!" The rabbit leaned on the ground, closed his eyelids and really fell asleep.
Besides, the tortoise is really slow, but he keeps crawling, crawling, crawling, and so on. He was exhausted when he climbed in front of the rabbit. The rabbit is still sleeping, and the tortoise wants to have a rest, but he knows that the rabbit runs faster than him and can only win if he keeps climbing. So he kept crawling, crawling, crawling. It is getting closer and closer to the tree, only a few dozen steps away, a dozen steps away, a few steps away ... finally.
Where is the rabbit? He's still sleeping! The rabbit woke up and looked back. Hey, why is the tortoise missing? Looking forward to it again, oh, great! The tortoise has climbed under the big tree. The rabbit looked worried and hurried to catch up, but it was too late. The tortoise won. The tortoise won.
Rabbits run fast, while turtles run slowly. Why did the tortoise win the game instead?
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