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Fool: Every village has such a fool.
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"People live all their lives, and plants grow in spring. Therefore, if you are alive, you must look forward with a face, otherwise it will be different from animals! "
At first glance, you would think.
You must be an accomplished person who can express "the pursuit of life" so incisively and vividly.
However, look at this man in front of you, short stature, gaunt face, a few curly beards, long hair that has not been trimmed for many years, and a vivid image of a tramp.
As a result, others complained, and even more, they came forward to scold.
"Old fool, what are you talking nonsense here! What beast, you are insulting us! "
People are always willing to join in the fun, especially those unimportant things.
No, the "fool" was surrounded by a group of people and gave a good beating.
No one thinks what he said is wrong, but bullying such a universally recognized fool probably has nothing to do with ethics.
Everyone goes to do one thing together, just like brothers who fought bloody battles together when the war comes, which really smacks of "justice".
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Probably, in every village, there will be such a "fool".
Doing nothing all day, wandering in the village.
However, don't call him lazy just because he is willing to help others.
Do some chores that we think are really dirty and tired.
Every time I finish the coolie, I have a meal.
If you are a bodhisattva later, give him some money generously, and he will refuse you seriously.
"How can a gentleman covet other people's money when he walks in the Jianghu?" .
I can only get the money back angrily, and I only feel wronged in my heart.
Looking at his smug expression, I thought for a moment that it was right to let him work, but I paid for it myself and lost someone.
So, you scolded, "Fool, you deserve to have no money all your life."
After scolding, I feel balanced!
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Who says "fools" can't pursue love? Such persistent love is rare in the world.
Every morning, the "fool" came to the widow's house and secretly helped clean the yard.
Piles of firewood were also cut down by "fools" before dark and arranged in piles.
When the widow got out of bed, she heard only a few shouts, and then the "fool" ran out.
Passers-by burst into laughter and joked.
"Old fool, you can't even catch up with the widow. You're still dead in this life. Don't think about marrying a wife! "
But "fool" doesn't think so. He thinks others are jealous of him because the widow is beautiful and the whole village is one of the best.
"How do you know the ambition of a swan?"
You see, fools are so persistent!
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Otawa, a child in the village, hit it off at first sight.
The "fool" is also good at playing marbles, checking planes and throwing sandbags.
Children are naive enough to regard "fools" as the boss.
The boss shouted one after another, and the "fool" couldn't help dancing with joy.
"People laugh at me because I'm crazy, and I laugh at others because I can't see through" is really heroic.
Over time, the child became confused and ran to ask the old man at home.
"Why do fools know so much?"
"He also goes around comes around!" The old man has a sense of urgency.
When the children got the answer, they ran to play.
Only the old man felt there, "Why do people live in this life?" Perhaps, it is easy to be stupid, and it will be relieved! "
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In early spring, it's warm and cold at first sight. The "fool" tightened his tight body and was in rags, but he kept shaking.
I haven't eaten enough for days, and I have no strength to walk.
Previously, the widow could not bear the insistence of the "fool" and often sent him some rice and flour for emergency.
But this is the hardest part. People can't stand the slander of the world.
The widow finally closed the door, and no matter how the "fool" prayed, she ignored it.
The villagers also forgot that they had received his help, and now they all seem to be discussing this matter.
Avoid the plague, see it from a distance, then act quickly and walk away.
The "fool" knows that he may not live this time.
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The riverbank was full of people, and the "fool" came over and talked without dodging.
Curious, the "fool" leaned forward to explore the reason and saw a blond child fall into the water.
"Why don't you save people?" "We can't swim, we want to save people ..."
The words sound just fell and the "fool" has jumped into the water.
The child was rescued, but the "fool" swam out of his strength and was washed away by the river and never found again.
Later, a monument was erected on the river bank, which read "Old fool, the tomb of Teacher Hu".
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There is a children's song circulating in the village:
Old fool, Hu Yiduo
Fell in love with a widow and jumped into the river.
Saved Huang Fa's life.
People cried and sang praises.
You see, there is nothing wrong with being a fool!
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