20 Best Jokes in the History of 2022

1. 1 IT manager walks into 1 ramen restaurant and asks: Do you need customers? The interface seems a little old. Boss 1 Leng: Noodles 1 Like a buddy, you only need a customer when you are busy. The interface ... the interface must be fresh, but the ribs were yesterday.

If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it. Aunt in the canteen picked up the big spoon: "Do you want it or not? Do you want it? "

When I was a child, every time I walked at night, I always felt that someone was following me, so I developed the habit of turning around after a few steps. Ten years later, I became a tango teacher.

Xiaoming farted loudly in the elevator. Xiaogang held his nose with one hand and pointed to the sign on the elevator. Didn't you see that it said "handle with care"?

When I was a child, I saw my parents quarreling and often struggled. Should I get married when I grow up? It was not until I reached that age that I found out: I really think too much!

6. Robber: "Tell me the password of the safe! Don't say kill you! " Female employee: "Don't tell me if you kill me! You ruined me, I won't say anything! " The robber looked her up and down and said, "You should be beautiful!" "

7. What is maturity? Your mother didn't rush you, so you put on long pants! What is youth? Your mother urges you, but you still don't wear long pants!

8. I have a dream, that is to return to China with sunglasses and Lamborghini. After more than 20 years of hard work, I have done half of it, and I have sunglasses.

9. I heard that irregular rest is very harmful to my health, which scares me to stay up late every day and regularly.

10. The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let you pee and look in the mirror.

1 1. As soon as I reviewed it, I found someone else's head, some printers, some tape recorders, some digital cameras, and my head was a soymilk machine.

12. My wife suddenly got angry and scolded me for some reason. I coaxed her for a long time before she calmed down and asked, "Do you know where you are wrong now?" I said angrily, "What do you mean? Can't I be scolded by you if I'm right? "

13. Every exam, the average score of the whole class will be in my hand.

14. I don't have any outstanding advantages, but I have a special eye for girls. All the girls I chased married good people in the end without exception.

15. The boy took his girlfriend for a walk and passed by the restaurant. The girlfriend exclaimed, "It smells good!" The boy with a hard bag on his back said very gentlemanly, "If you like, we'll walk to the front of the restaurant again."

16. On the first day of school, the kindergarten director called the parents and told them whether your children had watched too many court plays. On the first day of roll call, the children directly replied, "I am a slave!" "

17. I dreamed of being beaten by a group of people last night and woke up. Then I went back to sleep and met that group of people and said to me, how dare you come back?

18. Eat mala Tang. The boss said that his mala Tang was divided into five grades: slightly spicy, moderately spicy, spicy, unusually spicy, and the next day's buttocks hurt.

19. I once had a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. If I could do it all over again ... I would choose Li Bai.

I called my boyfriend yesterday, but I suddenly got disconnected for no reason. After a while, the goods called me again. Before I could speak, he said, can you lose weight? How many times have you said this month? I smiled and touched the hang-up button!