Refrigerator classic joke

Refrigerator classic joke one:

1. A tour group visited the Great Wall. When I checked in, there was only one room left, a man and a woman.

The woman said? I sleep on the carpet.

The man said? Why don't you sleep in the bed?

The woman said? How's this? We all sleep in the bed with a pillow in the middle.

The man said? Is it okay?

It has nothing to do with this night ~ ~ ~ `.

The next day, the woman's hat was blown away on the Great Wall, and the man climbed over the high wall of the Great Wall and picked it up from the bushes.

Everyone hoped that the woman could say a few words of thanks, but she saw the woman akimbo slapping the man in the face. Everyone is confused. The woman said angrily? You can climb such a high wall. Why couldn't you turn over that little pillow last night?

2. Stubborn professors don't like young people's love concept now, so they comment in class. Recently, it was reported that 90% of adult women are not virgins. Mr. President felt incredible about this fact, so he sent a letter to other 10% virgins. Ladies and gentlemen, do you know what the President wrote in his letter?

Everyone shook their heads and said they didn't know.

? You really don't know! ? The professor said: So, none of you have received this letter. ?

3. I took the bus with my buddies the day before yesterday. The bus was very crowded. Suddenly I saw a big sister next to my buddy's face flushed, so I motioned for my buddy to have a look.

The elder brothers took one look and said, that's a thief! ?

I asked:? how do you know

A:? Because my trouser pocket has no bottom! ?

4. A man and his girlfriend went shopping together and came to the door of a shop. He said to his girlfriend, honey, wait for me here and I'll buy you your favorite things. ?

After a while, he came out of the shop with a beautiful big doll in his hand.

Girlfriend pouted angrily and touched her abdomen with her hand. I don't want this! Didn't you already give me one?

Finally, they slept together for the first time, turned off the lights and got into bed. . When the boyfriend touched MM's chest, he said, Honey, don't sleep on your stomach! ?

Refrigerator classic joke 2:

1, older beauties chat with playboy, but the ideas can't be communicated all the time. Playboy patiently asked:? Let me ask you one more question. When you enter a room with two beds, a woman is lying on one bed and a man is lying on the other. Which bed will you lie on?

The beauty answered without thinking:? Of course, the bed where the woman is lying! ?

Playboy proudly said: you see, I told you that our ideas will always be the same! ?

2. A playboy went to the barber shop for a haircut. The girl who manicured his nails is very beautiful. That night, he invited her to dinner and a movie.

The girl said solemnly,? I'm married. ?

Playboy advised her to say, talk to your husband, just go home late for a while! ?

The girl said:? Ask him yourself, he is shaving you. ?

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