Everyone's best joke

1. On the first day, the white rabbit went fishing and found nothing. The next day, it went fishing again, as usual. On the third day, as soon as it arrived, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted, if you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will kill you.

Revelation: You pay what you "want" to pay, not what the other person wants. Efforts to live in your own world are worthless!

2. A person has nothing to do to train ants in prison. Ants can stand on their heads, do somersaults and bow at his command ... After he got out of prison, the man couldn't wait to show off his unique skills in the bar. He ordered a glass of beer, then took out the ant and put it on the table. He said to the waiter, Look, this ant. The waiter turned around and slapped the ant to death, and said sorry, sorry sir, I'll change you a drink right away!

Revelation: Think twice before you act.

3. Once upon a time, there was a sheep who worked 10 hours a day. One day, its owner told it that your efforts would be rewarded, so it did. Next, every month, its owner will cut off one-third of its wool. At the end of the year, he will knit it a sweater and tell it: Here, this is your reward. Congratulations, keep working hard!

Revelation: wool is on sheep.

On the high-speed rail, an old man accidentally dropped the new shoes he just bought from the window, and everyone around him felt sorry. Unexpectedly, the old man immediately threw the second shoe out of the window. This move is even more surprising. The old man explained: No matter how expensive this shoe is, it is useless to me. If anyone can find a pair of shoes, maybe he can put them on!

Revelation: If you are doomed to irreparable pain, it is better to give up as soon as possible.

My wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband has been nagging: slow down. Watch out! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly. Shovel it up quickly, there is too much oil! Level the tofu! "Oh, dear." The wife blurted out, "I know how to cook." "Of course you know, madam," the husband replied calmly. "I just want you to know how I feel when you are chattering around while I am driving."

Revelation: It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously stand in each other's perspective and position.