Funny, short sentences, hilarious

First, try to get to know those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them.

Second, in the past, mail was very slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

Third, the new office, the bathroom in the corner, no wifi signal, no 4G signal, quickly cured my constipation for many years.

Fourth, I hope that in the future, you can walk well, and I will take the bus.

Five, don't puppy love. What you are talking about now is someone else's future husband or wife.

6. Research shows that men who love housework live longer because their wives play less.

Seven, the same is sick, other people's friends are caring and attentive, and send medicine to make money; Your friend: Stop bb and hurry up.

8. I just saw a news that both mother and daughter are flight attendants. I don't know what's good about this, just two generations of mother and daughter! Our ancestors were farmers for eighteen generations, and I never show off! Am I proud? Am I bloated?

Son, it doesn't matter if you don't do well in this exam. You are young, your father and I are young. We can have another child.

Ten, I am before the Double Eleven: Thousand Hands Guanyin; Me after the Double Eleven: Venus.

History is always strikingly similar: the year before last, you were single, and last year, this year, you are still single.

Twelve, selling Meng should also be divided into people. Only good-looking people can sell cute, and ugly people can only pretend to be crazy and sell silly.