On qq space of humorous quotations (78 selected sentences)

The stars touch the warm sun, and you are in my heart.

Relax, I'm not a good person.

4. Don't pretend to be pathetic. In fact, I can play better than you.

Do you remember that we walked together?

6. An unruly woman can be king.

7. Where did the time go? I was old before I pretended to be B.

8. Handsome is my life's hard work, and you can't control it.

9, I hope it fits, and I like to bump into it.

10, I want you to coax me, not make me cry.

1 1, clear water, no fish, invincible.

12, it may not be your priority now.

13, look at a person's mind, look at his eyes.

14, wait for me, I'll wash my hair before I love you.

15, went his own way and broke up with Ai Bing.

16, I have nothing to do these days. I sleep every day. I am really tired!

17, don't give me a discharge, your brother has a caller ID.

18, I don't love you, and you don't love me.

19, the waves spread forward and buried the remaining mess.

20. If you are blind, your eyes are useless.

2 1, since I got * *, my spirit has changed greatly.

22. There are many sweet words with only one purpose.

23. Before marriage, be closer; Get out of the way after marriage.

24, wardrobe clothes tens of millions, only new is the best!

25. Only when you are strong can you not be trampled by others.

26. The heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.

27, the road you choose, you have to walk on your knees.

28. It's easy to get hungry. Please feed me with your tenderness.

29. Thank you for your smile. I have often felt panic over the years.

30. Would you like to take me home as your daily necessities?

3 1, you still have the face to lie, how dare I not believe it?

32, I am single, my mobile phone is broken, and my mood is the same as brokenhearted!

33. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

34. Sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty. At least I am fat but not greasy.

35. Although you have a husband, what's wrong with having one more?

36. Hide tenderness and cuteness and leave it to the person you like.

37. When you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

38. Distance sometimes produces a third party, not beauty.

39. Youth is running wildly, and then it is falling luxuriously.

You wait, one day you will be my son's mother!

4 1, you have the cheek to lie, how dare I have the cheek to believe it.

I can, but I warn you, use a beauty camera.

43. The best way to ruin a song is to set it as an alarm clock.

44. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

45. Build happiness on me. Do you think you are happy?

46. How time flies. It only took one second, and then it took two seconds.

47. Dream on, or you will tell others if you drink too much.

48. I'll give you a compass so that you won't be spoiled by me.

49. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love food, and fat loves me.

50. I met you when the world was too big and lost you when the world was too small.

5 1, because you have a double chin, so don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties.

52. Wages are like a period, once a month and gone in a week or so.

53. For the rest of your life, you will wash clothes, cook and wash dishes.

54, you just live your own life, don't worry about others bragging about love.

You must come when I lose weight, because I have no appetite when I see you

56. I have a mass of anger on my chest. Who threw firecrackers at my chest?

57. Don't make excuses for yourself. Don't blame gravity for constipation.

58. Every woman has one of the most common mistakes, and that is capriciousness.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

60. You like to talk sarcastically. Are you born with essential balm and cool oil?

6 1. Why don't I have an amazing deskmate, but my deskmate does?

62. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I got fat in one bite.

63. I used to be ugly, so I was embarrassed to take a selfie. It's different now. Now I have a thick skin.

64. That's what you do when you fall below the issue price. At this age, you have fallen below the issue price.

65. What is a sense of security? Just finished the question, some scholars read the same answer as you.

66. The best partners in women's synchronized diving are mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, who always fall into the water at the same time.

67. Autumn has arrived. I should go shopping when I open the closet. When I opened my wallet, I was young and not cold.

68. When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to see and the other for you to eat.

69. If you can't find someone for a long time, you should reflect. Do you ask too much about gender?

70. My boyfriend is very considerate. In order not to disturb me, he hasn't come to see me for more than ten years, which is very warm.

7 1, now boys are too bad, whiter than girls, taller than girls, more beautiful than girls, and they compete with girls for boyfriends.

72. If I don't reply to your message, just look at your last sentence in our chat box. Does this look like communication between people?

73. Some girls who seem to be quiet for a long time have no extra money behind them and even owe ants flowers.

Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.

75. When eating in the canteen, I was very excited to find a piece of braised pork in the rice, but how could my boyfriend get angry? Be more angry and let him coax you.

76. I saw a couple making out on the road, so I ran to the boy and said, Brother, this girl is not as beautiful today as yesterday.

77. I met a woman today, took a look at her and got slapped twice. I am a quality person, so I ignored her and went straight out of the women's locker room and went home.

78. I envy you ugly people. If you are lovelorn, you can at least say "Who made me ugly" to comfort yourself. After graduation, we walked out of this beautiful city.