Driving joke

1, "I came to the driving school to learn driving"

-"Today, I woke up sore and tired. I think it's because I'm so happy to squeeze buses, grab taxis and go shopping. " "I thought at that time that if I had a driver's license and a car to accompany me, it would be convenient to drive my young master to the store, saving a long journey and being in a good mood, which would definitely be good for my happiness."

-"Speak human words!"

-"I just want to go to Shu' an Driving School to learn driving! "

2. "I want to learn to drive in a driving school, if you are the one."

Male guest A: I want to take you to see clouds and clouds on a romantic afternoon, ok?

Female guest: I'd rather cry on a BMW than laugh on a bike?

So, the light went out!

Male guest b: I don't have a bike!

Female guest: Oh!

Male guest b: I don't have a house either!

Female guest: What do you have?

Male guest: I have a BMW and just got my driver's license in Shu 'an Driving School!

Female guest: Then you should have stopped talking. Drive me to see the sunrise!

3, reversing the car into the warehouse, waiting left and right, can't get in, and finally coach: Come on, get off! ! Let's move it in! !

4. The coach was drinking water in the co-pilot, and I jumped out with one foot on the accelerator. In winter, he spilled a glass of water on himself.

The coach told a young girl to study hard and try to pass every subject once, and then lock her driver's license in the drawer at home and don't take it out as a souvenir ~

6. Seeing the driver's license registration office, I decisively asked the price, more than one thousand, and did not hesitate to report it. Later, I learned that it was for electric cars and motorcycles.

7. After getting up every morning, I have to look at the Forbes rich list. If my name is not on it, I will go to work. I couldn't catch up with the BMW after all, so I just watched it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

8. Novices always can't tell the difference between a brake and a throttle when driving. They obviously wanted to brake suddenly, but they stepped on the accelerator and flew out. No wonder the coach praised you for flying a little low instead of driving fast. Me: Don't be afraid, coach. Eat a bag of spicy strips to suppress shock.

9. Give the coach a red envelope on the day of the road test. The coach said, "What are you doing? We have regulations that we can't accept red envelopes! " Then take out the money inside and return the red envelope to me.

10. When I arrived at the driving school today, I told my master excitedly that I had nothing to do these two days, and I always went karting to find the feeling of driving. The master took a sip of his cigarette and said simply, "You still have some brains. There used to be a girl who practiced with a bumper car all day. I told her to knock down the gear and she hit the steering wheel directly. "

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