Comforting humorous sentences (26 selected sentences)

A job by the river is good for a gentleman.

I have always been obedient and listened to myself.

Come back quickly, I can't fool you alone.

5, my waist flashed, not youth, but pressure.

6.30-year-old woman's goal: no wrinkling, no fading and no deformation.

7. Tucao is used to count money, which is unreasonable.

8, love realm: live a single life like a single person.

9. You are a young man who looks like an actor, and your face is blocked.

10, it is women's love for shopping malls that makes them more and more exciting.

1 1. It's wrong to rob others, but don't be with others.

12, love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold on, the faster you lose.

13, the world is too dark to eat onions without working for three days.

14, people who are easy to hurt others and themselves are always people who blur the edge of distance.

15, whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch because I was undercover.

16, even Beckham doesn't know. Who are you to talk to me about basketball?

17, money treats me like dirt, I treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?

18, always tell yourself not to hang yourself in a tree. Get lost in the forest

19, the loser turns the story into an accident, and the successful person turns the accident into a story.

Rats never waste time at night, but we humans waste a third every day.

2 1, there are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, and the other is not getting what you don't want.

22. Domestic violence can only end in marriage at the beginning. Don't believe the changeable lies that men tell.

23. I just want to find a beautiful woman with the ability to spend money to solve the pain that too much money at home is easy to get moldy.

24, work every year, worry every year, work overtime like a monkey every day, work overtime without pay, and be scolded for no reason every day.

25. I attended a weight-loss class. The coach told me to wear loose clothes. If I have loose clothes, why should I join a weight-loss class?

26. Whenever night falls, I especially envy snails. No matter how inefficient people are at work, they still have their own houses.