Are there any hilarious jokes?

1, in the bank, the robber: "Robbery, get down!" When he saw a lady kneeling, he shouted, "Be fucking civilized. I only rob money, not sex!" "

2, the man can't go home for a long time, and his wife is very sad. One day, a man asked his wife to take off her clothes and stand upside down in front of the mirror. The wife is happy to do so. The man put his chin against his wife's nakedness and said to the mirror, do I look good with a beard?

Ascaris and his son look out from the asshole. The son asked what is blue. Father: Blue sky. Son: What is the green one? Father: Earth. Son: The outside world is really beautiful. Why are we staying in the ass? Father said solemnly: Because this is our motherland!

4. A Japanese went to the hospital, and the doctor asked: What's the matter? M: Don't laugh after listening. Doctor: Of course. When a man takes off his trousers and his genitals are only as thick as matchsticks, the doctor will laugh. The man is furious: it's swollen for several days, and you still laugh!

5. A man took a prescription prescribed by a female doctor for a long time and came back and asked, "What about 13?" The female doctor smiled and said, not 13, but B-ultrasound. "The man was furious and said," Shit, your' b' score is too wide.

6. Friends and relatives are dating in fast food restaurants. The young man is modest and decent. In order to test whether he smokes, the future father-in-law handed me a French fries: Do you want one? The young man swallowed and said, no thanks.

7. The couple have no children for many years. The husband went to the hospital for examination. The doctor said: You have too little sperm, and you may be infertile forever. Husband said: TMD, I wouldn't have wasted so many condoms if I had known!

8. Two beggars went out to beg and saw a pile of sour and smelly rice. A likes to eat, B waits and sees, and does not fight for food. After a few minutes, A suddenly felt unwell and vomited! Exultation: This is exactly what I expected!

9. The old monk regretted that he had never seen a woman before. The young monk went down the mountain and found a prostitute to show him naked. When the old monk saw it, he said with emotion, Why are you like a nun? Then I closed my eyes.

10, restaurant, female: Are you going to marry me or not? The man was silent. W: Don't think that nobody wants me. If I get angry, I'll find someone to marry here right away! The waiter came over and said, miss, you scared away all the guests in our shop.