Jokes about the cold

1, Xiaohong, come here and let me tell you something. Me: What's wrong with Xiaoming? Xiaoming: I found a ghost in the newly-built teaching building. Me: Well, really. Xiaoming: Let's go and have a look after school! After school, it was dark. Xiaoming and I came to the teaching building. Sure enough, we saw several faint green lights flashing in the teaching building. As we approached slowly, we found that the wall was written with the words "emergency exit".

There is a school near where I live. Every morning, the school radio will play songs. Every time there are small apples, I like to hide under the covers and listen to radio songs. Every time I hear the little apple sing until the snow dances in winter, I will shout with the whole school: Come again! Supplement! Wen! Warm! Then get up neatly and start an energetic day!

My mother was afraid that my brother would be cold, so she put on six clothes for him. My brother said to me helplessly, "Sister, you know, today I went running in physical education class, and my classmates pushed me and I rolled twice. . .

It is said that a buddy caught a cold and went to the hospital for intravenous drip. The nurse's hand was shaking all the time when she stuck the needle, so the buddy asked her, "You're not a novice, are you?" The nurse said, "No way." This guy got angry when he heard it. "If you are not a novice, then you are shaking your hair!" The nurse said aggrieved, "I went out in a hurry in the morning and forgot to wear long pants."

5. It is very cold in winter. Just got into bed at night, I heard my brother calling me in the next bedroom and telling me a secret. I got up in the cold and went to his bedroom to ask him what his secret was. He said, "I'll tell you tomorrow. It is too late today. By the way, please turn off the lights for me when you leave. " Go back to bed, think about it and suddenly feel wrong. . .