What are some funny lyrics?

New Five Yuan RMB

-When you take out your pocket, the pocket is cleaner than your face

Why are you looking for a partner

You just carry five dollars in your pocket when you go out with someone on the street?

-Hey, actually it doesn’t matter, it’s still a big deal

I said Qingwai Qingshan has a building outside my building

If you don’t love me, I don’t care. Then I won’t worry

In order to win the battle against loneliness in love

At this moment I decided to be unbridled and gentle with love

Look at the woman chasing the man now Very rare

It seems to be relatively common for men to pursue women

I spent a lot of money to be chic and romantic

But now it seems It’s a chicken butt tied rope that is pulled skillfully

I think back then I was considered a great love saint

People nicknamed me the OP of the Love Dynasty - Yongzheng

I must be serious about love at all costs

The dung beetle jumps high and I (dung) do everything I can to save my life

But the ruthless reality always hurts me

It makes me no longer long for the kind of dependence in fairy tales

OH NO, don’t PK me outside

Did you ever know how lonely and unbearable I am at this time

Nowadays girls are really bad

You don’t need to teach me how to drink and punch

Eating and drinking all night long

Talk is just bragging BUS I'll rely on Dabiao for you

The heels must be more than seven inches high even if you wear a pair of shoes

As soon as you see a stranger, you start to show off your little eyebrows

Jiao Lai seems like a delicate lamb

When you get angry, OMG, I'll swing the kitchen knife with you

-Don't even pretend to me if I sue you

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I am a gangster, I will tell you

Have you heard me, a gangster?

-Which gang are you from?

-I’m from Heitian Walkway

I said it’s from the south to the north

I’m from Hegang, Jiamusi

I said I feel really good about everything that sucks

Although some people have ugly lines and piles of fat

But they are still the beautiful Yang Guifei (Yang Guifei) in my heart

Everyone said they couldn’t see it, but I was shocked when I saw it

The vast world has everyone, the world is so amazing

You are the wind and I am the sand

You are the toothpaste and I am the brush

You are the wood and I am the glue

You are the meat and I am the knife

You are the drum and I am the hammer

I will accompany you wherever you go as long as everyone is happy

You and I don’t know who is following the other

Farting is not called farting, it is called exhaust

You have to be careful about everything you do now

I can still be happy without you

When I turn on the computer, I go directly to the Internet

The Internet speed is disgusting It’s really a bit too slow

I couldn’t find a beautiful woman and I was sitting there in a cold sweat

-Oh, it’s so difficult to get a girlfriend now

The youngest member of our family In order to have a girlfriend

Bei works more than a dozen jobs a day

-Do you want to know what he does?

Let me tell you about it

Collecting rags, collecting coal, boiling tea eggs and roasting sweet potatoes

Selling rat medicine and popping rice balls

Mainly Operating mutton skewers, Jianying handbags

Wholesale wall painting consignment catfish hooks

Pickled vegetable strips and big steamed rice porridge

As long as it is easy to apply fortune telling and acupuncture Qian Hu

He even collects beer bottles

-I sit there 24 hours a day

I have hemorrhoids

But It's okay, it doesn't matter

I have a way to listen to what I say

What to do if you have hemorrhoids? Please use grass coral lozenges

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Original song: The Most Romantic Thing

Facing each other, sitting by the computer

Talk about our feelings and stare at each other,

You hope that I can show up every time,

I hope that you will show up every day Go online,

You said you wanted to give me a romantic dream

Thank you for falling in love with you

Even if we can’t meet each other for the rest of our lives

As long as I miss you, I will never forget it

The most romantic thing I can think of

It is to face the computer with you

Collect on the Internet Bits and pieces of laughter?

Save it for later.

The most romantic thing I can think of

is to face the computer with you

Even if we can never see each other

You still Still treat me as a treasure in your hand

Original song: I am a little bird

All those who want to take the TOEFL test

How are you? ?

China is not too small.

Why do you have to escape?

None of us know what the future will bring.

Whether America is just a legend

It is not as good as you think.

Please don’t be a bird who takes the TOEFL test.

You only think about taking the TOEFL exam.

You don’t care about anything.

You search and search, search and search,

But please think carefully

Whether this kind of life is what you want

Original song: Enlightenment

I thought I could study but I didn’t

I just stared at my steps

Slowly walked towards the bed

Isn’t this a realization

Let me see myself clearly

Sleeping is a luxurious happiness

But I always care

I thought I would give in but I didn’t

When I saw the questions I had ravaged

But I still kept making ghost marks

Isn’t this a kind of realization

Let me see myself clearly

Buying is the only bet

It’s a pity that it’s still terrible

Ah ...This is the end of the test paper

Ah... my heart is about to become deserted

If my answer is wrong

I hope you can give me sympathy points

Because I have given sincerely

You should be satisfied

Ah...what a painful realization

Isn’t this everything I have?

It’s just that every word I wrote when I looked back was so painful

Ah...how painful Comprehension

Is this all I have?

I only wish I could break free from the shackles of scores

Sleep contentedly

Don’t do it anymore Suffering for him

(Enter Miss Announcer, "The first song, lt; lt; Return gt; gt;")

(Enter Wang Junsheng, helplessly)

It was your inadvertent failure that time,

I was almost kicked out of office.

I had to find excuses to deny it;

I have to change the coach and lose the coach.

(All the fans turned up, generously)

That time I had decided to leave,

Stay away Those leagues that I haven’t understood for a long time.

I want you to disclose evidence and tapes.

I also want you to be like a man and dare to admit failure.

(合) As long as I haven’t stepped down;

Chinese football has suffered repeated defeats!

(Wang Junsheng)

That time you left inadvertently,

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I seized the opportunity and quickly changed the Asian Games goals;

I also recalled Yang Chen and Sun Jihai,

I hope Chinese football will not be a loser this time.

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(Fans)

That will be the last time I look forward to it,

Football is my eternal sorrow.

(Enter the announcer, "The second song, lt; lt; Hero's Song gt; gt;")

(Old Rong)

The river flows eastward,

( Against South Korea) I haven’t won in twenty years!

(All fans)

I haven’t won in twenty years! I’m losing people again and again!

(Lao Rong)

If you let me know, I’ll let you go. You’ll let me, I’ll let you all!

(Fans)

I haven’t won in twenty years The ball! Throw it away again and again!

(Lao Rong)

My legs are shaking when I see a strong team,

Throw the ball even when I shouldn’t. Ah,

Let’s go home in vain~~~!

(Fans)

I haven’t won in twenty years!

You lose people again and again!

(Enter the announcer, "The third song, lt; lt; the legs are too soft gt; gt;")

(Everyone Fans)

Your legs are always too weak, your legs are too soft,

You have to be nervous when you meet South Korea.

Although the long pass is simple, it is too difficult for you ,

Don’t force yourself if you don’t know how to play football.

Qiang.

(Enter the announcer, "The fourth song, lt;lt;You are a piggt;gt;")

(All fans)

If your shots always fail to turn into points,

I can only say that you are a pig;

If you don’t take cards on the court, you will feel uncomfortable,

How come you are not a pig?

If you have already spit on others,

Why do you need to make it clear to me again?

If you are not satisfied with your income,

then I can say that you are a pig.

(Enter the curtain lady, "The fifth song, lt;lt;sincerely Hero gt; gt;")

(All fans, sincerely)

In my heart, there was once a dream,

I want to make you forget it with singing Enjoy all the pain.

Who is the real hero in the bright starry sky?

Ordinary people move me the most.

There is no hatred and no joy and pain. ,

There is trace of love everywhere in the world.

Use our songs to change your sincere smile,

Wish your life will be different from now on.

Seize every minute of our lives,

Give our best to the dreams in our hearts.

How can we see a rainbow without going through wind and rain?

No one can succeed casually.

Seize every touch in life,

Embrace warmly with your beloved friends,

Let sincere words, and Happy tears,

flowing in my heart.