Tell some jokes or funny stories.

1, the elevator to work is full, and everyone's topic is very unified. Everyone is discussing the Huangyan Island incident. A brother said that a little fucking Filipino was crazy enough to dare to transfer us to China. Hum! If the South China Sea Navy had my command, I would shoot them and report to the superior leader that it was a fire. As soon as the voice fell, the elevator was very quiet. At this time, I don't know who put a fart. One brother said the gun went off, and the other said it didn't. The smell of gunpowder made China laugh. .

A woman broke a basket of cabbages and came home from the field on the other side of the mountain. On the way, she met a strong man coming towards her in a threatening way. Seeing that things were not good, the woman ran to the mountains with a basket of cabbage, but she still didn't run through the clutches of the strong man and raped the woman. Say that finish, the woman lifted her pants and said, that's it. Scared me to death. Shit, I thought it was a cabbage grab! ! ! ! ! !

Last night, a worker snored so loudly that everyone couldn't sleep. In a rage, a brother took a glass of water and poured it directly on his crotch. Everyone is speechless. . . After the cup is put on the table, wake up the snoring worker and say that your water valve is not turned off. . . . The audience fell asleep after laughing. . .

4. A couple is sweet in the park. The girl said, I have a headache. The boy then kissed the girl's forehead and asked, Does your head still hurt? The girl said: It doesn't hurt anymore. After a while, the girl said coquetry, my neck hurts. The boy kissed the girl's neck again and asked, does it still hurt? The girl said happily, it doesn't hurt anymore! An old lady stood by for a long time and couldn't help asking, young man, you are amazing! Can you treat beriberi?

A gentleman was practicing riding a bike when a pedestrian came up to him. A gentleman panicked and shouted, "Stop! Stop! " The pedestrians stopped in a daze. But a gentleman rode so badly that he knocked down a pedestrian. Pedestrians got up and got angry: "You told me to stop! You have a good aim, don't you! "

Is it funny? I created the first three, and I hope the landlord will adopt them. . . .