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Eighty-four college stories (this story is pure fiction, please don't sit in the right place)

The afternoon sky is a bit gloomy. The first heavy snow since winter has dressed the school like a fairy tale world, and the usually lively playground has become much empty because of the falling snow.

At first glance, the west playground of the school was white, and the French phoenix tree on the playground had already lost all its leaves, just like the vicissitudes of life, silently watching three people standing in the grass pavilion in the forest.

The two girls looked at each other: a high-profile sister paper was angry, an ordinary-looking but good-looking girl was calm, while the tall and thin boy next to her hung his head like a defeated quail.

It snowed heavily and there was no wind. It's so quiet that you can even hear the sound of snow.

What should come will always come.

Although I hate to face this scene, Yao invited Yuan Ningning out and let me witness the quarrel between two girls again.

This is the second time in my college career. The first time was the dispute between Tong Wei and Xu Junyan-at that time, as a bystander, my heart was very heavy and I blamed myself very much.

I originally wanted to avoid this meeting between Yao and Yuan Ningning and didn't want to attend, but Yao strongly disagreed and insisted that I be present to testify, so I had to bite the bullet and come.

In the face of Yao, who suppressed his anger, Yuan Ningning acted very calmly, as if what happened today had nothing to do with her!

Next to me, because I was nervous, I didn't feel the cold brought by the heavy snow at all. On the contrary, my forehead even oozed a fine layer of sweat.

Finally, Yao spoke: "Yuan Ningning! I just want to ask you, do you think what you are doing is interesting? ! Do you think what you do is flawless and unknown? Do you think you can fool me with those tricks and tricks? You can do whatever you want. What a joke!

I'm not talking about you, Yuan Ningning! What are you arguing with me about? ! You want a chest without a chest, a butt without a butt, and an ugly face. What do you want from me? !

Well, now all the powerful opponents you have faced, including Li, have gone, leaving me alone. You can focus on me, don't you think? !

Or do you think I'm the easiest to deal with, so you're here to grab the fruit, right? ! At the beginning, you didn't participate because you didn't have confidence and were not sure about yourself? !

So you watched us kill each other until the last time I left? ! -Then I can tell you responsibly: Congratulations! You are wrong! You are completely wrong!

Who do you think you have? What do you think you want to capture most about Xue Wei? ! He's just a love rat! It's love rat!

Don't ask ... how many girls has he been with? ! How many girls did he break up with? ! His nickname is "Almighty Playboy!" You know what!

Don't you know that he usually quarrels with girls in the art department? Are you still in a hurry to post to him? I am ashamed of you! Don't you feel blushing? !

Anyway, the three of us are together today Tell me what you're thinking and let me listen. "

Yuan Ningning said, "Yao really deserves his reputation. She had a strong personality, a high face value and a good figure, but she hanged herself in a tree in Xue Wei, love rat. I really feel sorry for you.

In fact, from the beginning, you can completely avoid Xue Wei. Although I am in Class 9, not Class 7, I know a lot about Class 7, and I understand it. Including Xue Wei's love story, I know as much as you do.

To tell the truth, you are absolutely right. Xue Wei itself is a love rat, a very bad love rat! Attract bees and butterflies everywhere, have an affair with girls and have changed many girlfriends!

Xiaohui shows off everywhere because she has a little talent, and she especially likes to show off. Very superficial.

To be honest, I hate him very, very much! If you want to give me a reason to want him today ... then my reason is the same as yours-curiosity! Just out of curiosity.

Including the beginning, when I first met him, he was the study committee member of Class 9 of my classmate's literature and art department, and I found that he was different from the rumored Xue Wei!

Totally different! It's a completely different person! I thought at that time, if the rumor was correct ... something was wrong with him!

I don't know why so many rumors have blackened him so much, and I don't want to know. When I really met him in person, all the rumors were broken!

He gave me a completely different feeling from the rumor, a little fresh, a little depressed, a little cynical and even a little frivolous, but he was very focused and serious in his work. Seeing him seriously giving a meeting to the students of the art department, I have secretly made a decision.

Xue Wei greatly aroused my curiosity at that time! Of course, as you said, at that time, he was jumping around like a young stallion, surrounded by you beautiful girls, and I had no chance of winning at that time.

Besides, with Xue Wei's arrogance at that time, he may not be able to accept me, so I have endured it until now.

My idea is the same as yours. I don't have to catch a cold about Xue Wei. There are many other options, and I don't have to choose him.

For example ... you're breathing! Several times, just when I was close at hand, I was cut off by others! Then you got angry, so you were more vindictive.

You hold Xue Wei in your hand, but to a great extent, you just want to vent your inner resentment! This is not how much you like and love Xue Wei! Do you feel it?

Similarly, now that I'm standing in front of Xue Wei, I can say: I'm just curious-even if Xue Wei is a hook without bait, I'll go up and take a bite!

I don't necessarily want him, how much I can't live without him, or how much I want him-nothing, just out of curiosity, that's all.

And what I did today is exactly the same as what you did! You took him away from others at that time, and now I take him away from you. ...

I don't feel morally guilty at all, not at all. Just like you did-you just deserve it and feel at ease.

Maybe you think what I said is a little unreasonable, but think about it, isn't that what you did at the beginning? Have you ever been fair to others? Not exactly.

So now it is a simple question of fair competition. The rest is to see who Xue Wei wants to go with. He wants to be with you, and I can't help it. If he wants to come with me, then you have to be willing to lose. "

Yao said to him, "Xue Wei is a thorough love rat. Is it interesting for you and me to fight here? It's not interesting at all! Even if you get it, what benefits can you get? ! What can you get? !

You know, he is not a nouveau riche, nor a rich second generation, nor is he a bureaucrat. He really didn't help you much in your study, and he may not help you in the future. And after graduating from college, are you sure you two can still be together? !

Did you go through so much trouble and effort from beginning to end before you slept with him? ! I can tell you that he is also very ordinary in bed, not what you think. "

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