Funny sentences used to express and talk about funny sentences (selected 83 sentences)

The funny sentence 1 used for speech does not belong here, to every world I have been to, or to the place where I once existed.

2. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

I swallowed a * *, and the world became sexy at once.

4. What's with being fat? No money. Why? It is non-mainstream. Why? So you should look up and let them see that you are not only short and poor, but also ugly.

I said that I like a very good boy, but I feel that I have no chance. My mother said what you were afraid of. Although you are poor, you can have access to such a good person, which shows that he is doomed.

6. Nobody knows what's wrong. I have to say, I can eat by my face. I tried, but I really couldn't. After all, people still have to eat by mouth.

7. Take the self-study exam at night and take out your mobile phone to search for the answer. Suddenly, the teacher turned off the light and I ... turned it on.

8. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned, I haven't understood; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe.

9. When I am in a bad mood, I will take out a mirror and have a look. Experts say that people will feel better if they see more beautiful things.

Give me a pair of chopsticks. I can eat the whole earth.

1 1, I firmly believe that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

12, when there are legends in the rivers and lakes, I am sorry for the audience if it is not full of storms.

13, not all endings are incomplete, and sadness will not grow like a river, but will be covered by those warm and beautiful things in the sentence.

14, don't look back, I only love your back.

15. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

16, some people say that a man's career is inversely proportional to his looks. I looked in the mirror with a lucky attitude. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.

17. The teacher scolded me for studying early. I am very happy because the girl I like has also been scolded. What time did you two go to bed last night? You two, gnome male-"!

18, when I was a child, I secretly vowed that I would be an extremely smart person in the future. After years of hard work, we finally achieved half of it. I am ... I am awesome now.

19, my mother gave birth to me. Do the math yourself and see who I am.

20. I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

2 1, one of our colleagues is allergic to mutton. His face swells when he eats mutton, so everyone takes him with him every time he eats mutton kebabs. The more swollen his face is, the more authentic his mutton is.

22, as if to escape far away, escape from this ruthless desert rolling quicksand.

23. That's you who never sat beside me sadly. The one who has never been happy sitting next to you. Sadly, after the song. I suddenly realized that the real unhappiness is that I can't let you sit next to me anymore.

24. The world became quiet in the heavy rain. Become lonely. Become lonely. Turned into a sad planet.

25. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

26. Hard life needs no explanation.

27. You said that doing something every day is not good for you. Why not harm people? Is it because you watch too much TV and admire those villains?

28. Coincidence is like yawning when you are sleepy, but you don't want to open your mouth but fly in a mung bean fly. It's really disgusting.

29, put down your impetuous, put down your laziness, put down your three-minute heat, empty your brain, calm down and do your thing, boy, enough waste, it's time to work hard.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

3 1, people who climb will feel inferior, and people who walk far will feel inferior. In this world, what matters is not where you stand, but what direction you are heading for!

32. Singles Day is here. Birds fall in love, ants live together, flies get pregnant, mosquitoes are born, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

33. When I was at school, the most touching note I read was not a love letter of confession, but ABCBA, AAABC and BBADC. Wait for the big problem behind!

34. Matchmaking agencies are all over the streets. I also fantasized that they could help me open up sales. However, in the end, I understand what it means to recognize a thief as a father, and I have been squeezed by my married partner for several years.

Pandas are as lazy as pigs to cook. Because of their different coats, their fate is completely different: one is spoiled and the other is stabbed! Therefore, it is very important to go out and mix clothes. You must buy what you need, and don't save it.

36. Saying I love you is not necessarily true love; If you say you don't love you, then you really must have loved.

37. My bag was robbed yesterday, and I am very sad. I cried all night. I really can't figure out where I am worse than my bag.

38. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

39. It's not my fault, because many boys had the same wish as me at that time. When I saw Yang Yuying on TV, I thought she was so beautiful, so my childhood dream became two, one was to be president, and the other was to marry Yang Yuying.

40. Life is like a play. One falls in love, the other gets married and has children. This is normal.

4 1, I passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched.

42. There are two kinds of people in the world, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. You are in the middle and ugly.

Funny, say something

1, a man who makes money desperately but doesn't pay attention to health is equivalent to working for another man! A woman who saves money desperately and doesn't pay attention to self-cultivation is making room for another woman.

I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not ashamed to go back. Ask the boss. The boss said: Maybe you bought this pot to lose face.

Don't bother me, don't bother me again, I'll be out of the pit soon.

I just want to cross the sky above me with you, just like forever. Years are rolling in, but only I know who appears in whose memory.

5. Persevere in the footsteps of dreams and pursue hope; Firmly optimistic and self-confident, cultivate life; Sweat hard and water your life; Realize self-worth and create beauty. Cheer for yourself, tomorrow will be infinitely beautiful!

6, the so-called memory, because you want to save the "like" only luxury exists.

7. Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in their circle of friends, but they will expose your lies at a glance.

8. Have I waited too long? I still have to stay here with him.

9. Why can't I lose weight? Because I like to eat when I am happy, and I have a better appetite when I am unhappy.

10, bet me that it's not what you want, it's what I have. ...

1 1, we have a little difference: she expects me to turn dung into gold, and I expect her to treat gold as dung!

12, I feel that life is always aimed at you everywhere because you are ugly. If you are beautiful, you will be hanged every day.

13, there are more people jumping off buildings these days, and they have to get up early to commit suicide and queue up when they die. Think about it. It's hard to die. Let's live.

14, some things, some people, some scenery, once looked at each other, even for a moment, are eternal.

15, the road of life is so long that people meet, walk with and leave it every moment. Thank them for enriching their lives, and then grow up slowly.

16, there are only two kinds of unrequited love results, either making a positive result or standing on the ground to become a Buddha, and taking a step back will complete your blue sea and blue sky.

17, the two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former is called the teacher's success, the latter is called the boss's success, and both are called the wife's success.

18, the piano, chess and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

19, do you think someone who doesn't talk to you often suddenly misses you? I'm telling you, it's purely borrowing money.

20. If someone asks me, how did I get through those difficult years? I only have one answer: there is a powerful spiritual force supporting me, called "I want to die but dare not."

2 1, I don't know if I will be here tomorrow, and I don't know when I will leave. But what is certain is that it cannot exist forever.

They say that people who look at the Ferris wheel from a distance actually look at happiness from a distance.

23. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but that the world has turned me into a bitch!

24. Actually, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to be round. There is a threshold. If you pretend, you will move forward and become a legendary temperament. If you don't pretend, it will get stuck there. It's Carmen.

25, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, stepping on the road. Suddenly looking back and looking around, there are countless uncles and aunts. Occasionally, beautiful women patronize, or married women, and most of the rest are basically ugly.

26. An old lady has been squatting in a jar for a long time. Let her get some air.

27. Growth means that when you are sad, you don't want to eat and drink. Now you can go to the kitchen to make noodles for yourself while crying. Don't forget to add two poached eggs.

28. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

29. Hunger is called losing weight if it is done well. Pinch this thing, well done is called massage; Being in a daze, doing well is called profound; Being lazy and doing well is called enjoying; Persistence in doing well is called persistence; Play dumb, if you do it well, it's as stupid as you think.

30. You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?

After 3 1. Keep a certain distance, scoop some deep water and cook for half a minute.

32. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

33. Face is used to raise eyes, and eyes are used to see faces.

34, the Yangtze River water, waves, waves from generation to generation.

35. I was bored and sang to the computer. After singing, the computer suddenly crashed.

I hope that one day we can become strangers again and I will get to know you again. See how I kill you.

37. What do you mean, Xiu En 'ai died quickly? That is, girls sleep on boys' shoulders every day. Finally, the boy got scapulohumeral periarthritis and the girl got cervical spondylosis and died.

You were laughing at me when I urinated frequently.

39. Only after suffering can you be a master. I don't want to be a master, but the suffering in this world has not spared me.

40. I am obviously a rich second generation, but I still have to work hard to make money. I can eat by my face, but I still have to work hard to make money. This is the gap between me and Mingming.

4 1, Amitabha, don't talk nonsense. Patriarch, you are indeed the most beautiful and sexy woman I have ever seen since I traveled east. Look at your hair, hands, skin and feelings. ...