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The classic battle of Zhuge Liang's life?

1。 Burning Bowangpo is said to be Zhuge Liang's maiden battle after coming out of the mountain, and it is also a battle for fame. Later generations also have a poem praising:' Wang Bo attacked fire with fire and directed wishful talking and laughing. I must have been shocked by Cao Gong's bravery. It's my first time to contribute as a novice. "This shows the importance of this war to Zhuge Liang. Can look at the history books again, something is wrong:

Child "Jian" Volume 64 "Han Ji" Volume 56

In the seventh year of Jian 'an of Emperor Xiaoxian (Renwu, AD 202). Liu Biao ordered Liu Bei to invade Ye in the north, but Cao Cao sent Xia Houdun and Yu Jin to refuse. Once burned, run and chase. Li Dian, the giant deer of General Pi, said, "If a thief quits without reason, he will be suspicious. The south road is narrow and the vegetation is deep, so you can't chase it. " Dundon and others didn't listen, so Dian stayed behind to catch up. If you fall into an ambush, you will be defeated. The code saves it and prepares it for retreat. ? In other words, this battle took place in the seventh year of Jian 'an (Renwu, AD 202).

When did Comrade Zhuge Liang walk out of the Jianghu? : "Zi Tongzhi Jian" Volume 65 "Han Ji" Volume 56

In the 12th year of Geng Jian 'an (Ding Hai, AD 207), Zhuge Liang lived in Longzhong, Xiangyang, and compared himself with Guan Zhong and Le Yi. People didn't agree, but Xu Shu and Cui of Yingchuan believed them. Zhou Ping, Liede's son. Gu Shi, Liu Bei is in Jingzhou, while the guest is in Xiangyang. Hui said, "Confucians don't know current events. People who know current affairs care about Jie Jun. There are Long Fu and Feng Chu. " Asked who he was, he said, "Zhu Gekongming and Pang Shiyuan." Xu Shu saw that he was prepared for Xinye and was ready. Shu said to Bei, "Wolong, do you want to see him?" Bay said, "Come with me." Cao Shu said, "This man can see you, but he can't back down. The general wants to take care of him. " Be prepared. See you every now and then. "

It turned out that five years after the Battle of Bowangpo, Liu Bei's old man was still just a hut. Obviously, this "burning Bowangpo" campaign was fought, but Mr. Liu Bei couldn't count on Zhuge Liang at that time and had to fight it himself. Check the reflection again for verification? "Ancestral":' Rejecting Xia Houdun and banning it is tantamount to seeking prosperity. For a long time, my ancestors set an ambush. Once they set fire to the camp and fled, they tried to chase them, but the ambush broke them. "Let's look at the reflection? "Biography of Li Dian": "Liu Biao ordered Liu Bei to invade the north, and Ye and Mao refused to send the code from Xia Houdun. As soon as the fire went away, Dun led all the soldiers to chase it, saying,' If a thief retreats without reason, he will be suspicious. The south road is narrow and the vegetation is deep, so you can't chase it. "If you don't listen, you are forbidden to chase, and the code is left. If Dun and others fall into the ambush of thieves and soldiers and the war is unfavorable, Dian will be saved. If it exists, it will be scattered. " What do you mean by Liu Bei versus Liu Biao? Liu Biao is not heavy on Liu Bei, but he is also kind to him. He gave him some troops to station Liu Bei in Xinye and guard the north gate of Jingzhou. Cao Cao sent generals Li Dian and Xia Houdun to Wang Bo to confront Liu Bei. Later, Liu Bei set an ambush, first set himself on fire and pretended to be defeated and fled. As a result, he fought a beautiful war of annihilation. Alas, the evidence is conclusive and can't be added to Zhuge Liang's head.

2。 Empty city plan-covering up a weak defense with a bold front

Well, this World War I is even more famous, and it is one of the famous 36 schemes at home and abroad. But I rummaged through the history books and didn't see any relevant records about Zhuge Liang's playing this skill, but I found some other students who used this trick:

Zhao Yunchuan's notes on the History of the Three Kingdoms recorded: "The summer was defeated, and Cao Gong fought for Hanzhong, transporting grain to the north of the mountain, with tens of millions of bags. Huang zhong thinks it is desirable, and the cloud soldiers are loyal and take rice. If loyalty is overdue, Yun will ride dozens of rides and lightly walk out of the camp to welcome loyalty and so on. Cao Gong sent his troops out, and Yun was attacked by the male striker. Surprise, the crowd arrived, and the situation forced. So he suddenly appeared and fought. ..... the army chased everywhere. At this time, Zhang Yi, the commander-in-chief of Mianyang, was in the cloud and wanted to close the door. But when the cloud entered the camp, he opened the door wider and put it down. The army suspected an ambush and guided it. The clouds and thunder drums were deafening, but the public army was shot in the back with a crossbow, and the public army was horrified. There were many dead people in the Hanshui River. " It turned out that Zhao Zilong did it (which also let me know the story of the origin of the idiom "Stop").

There is also a record in Zi Jian: "In March of the 24th year of Gui Jian 'an, the king left Chang 'an and the army occupied Hanzhong. Liu Bei said, "Although Cao Gong has come, there is nothing he can do. I must have Hanchuan. "It is to gather the people and refuse danger, but never to fight. Cao Cao transported rice to the north of the mountain, and Huang Zhong led the troops to take it, but he did not return it when it expired. Yi Jun general Zhao Yun rode dozens of horses out of the camp, which was worth fighting. When the clouds suddenly met, they suddenly appeared and fought. Wei Bing scattered and recovered, chasing troops into the camp, cloud long into the camp, open the door, stop it. Wei Bing suspected that there was a hidden cloud and led it; Dark clouds were gathering and thunder rumbled, but Wei Bing was shot to death by a strong crossbow. Wei Bing was frightened. He was ashamed of himself. Many people died in the Han River. Get ready to come to Yunying and watch yesterday's battle.

Chu said, "Zi Long is brave!" Fuck and prepare for the moon. Sergeant Wei dies. Summer, May, fuck.

Hanzhong army belongs to Chang 'an, and Liu Bei gets Hanzhong. "。 These two historical materials are quite consistent.

Let's take a look at how it is recorded in Wei Lue: Wei Lue says: Sun Quan wants to kill tens of thousands of people. When it rained heavily, the city gate collapsed and the people were scattered in the fields, which were not repaired. I don't know what to do when hiring Wenquan, but I can doubt it by thinking silently. Because the city people can't see it, they can't afford to lie at home. When the state power was in doubt, he said to his party, "The north thought this man was a loyal minister, so he appointed this county. Now I'm not moving. There is no secret plan here, so there must be external help. "I dare not attack." Wen Pin also used this similar technique for Sun Quan. "I have been working in Jiangxia for decades, and I have prestige and reputation. Thieves dare not invade." Alas, Wen Pin, Liu Biao's chief of staff in Jingzhou, was devalued by The Romance of the Three Kingdoms. As for whether Zhuge Liang used this trick, only he knows.

3。 Borrow an arrow with a grass boat

Another classic battle, once again I can't see any official records about Zhuge Liang, so look at others:' What's up?

Supplement to the Records of the Three Kingdoms Volume II: In the first month of the eighteenth year of Jian 'an, Cao Cao led his troops south and captured Linjiang Wu. He was depressed and couldn't get out of the wall. Wu Dadi (Sun Quan) entered Wei County (near the station) from ruxu by boat. All the generals are suspected of being challengers, trying to attack them. "Cao Cao said," this is Sun Quan! I want to see Wu Ye from our military department. "The military life is strict and strict (prepared), and the crossbow is chaotic. If the arrow touches the ship, the ship will be overturned. " The emperor returned to the ship, and he was shot by an arrow on the other side of the ship. The arrow is neat, the boat is flat, and five or six miles will come back to preach. Seeing that his ship was being purged by the army, Cao Cao said with a sigh, "If you have a son like Sun Zhongmou, if you are the son of Liu Jingsheng, you will be a dolphin and a dog! "Withdraw and return to the north.

There is also "Wei Lue" saying: "The right to take a big ship to watch the army, and the public (Cao Cao) made the crossbow loose and the arrow hit its ship. The ship is biased, and the right is returned to the ship because the arrow is flat. " It seems that I was a little unhappy when I met Prime Minister Cao this time, but there is still no news about Zhuge Liang. Moreover, according to these historical records, the ships that comrades took were warships rather than straw boats. Also, who jokes about his own head and "raises money" in this way?

4。 We should argue with a large number of Confucian scholars and refute the arguments.

Another "legendary story" that everyone relishes: Zhuge Liang's classmate was careless and went to Jiangdong alone to argue with celebrities from other countries. He also said that "famous mouths" including Zhang Zhao and Zhang Ziyi were "wrong". Is this happening? Anyway, I haven't seen any official records (it should be so earth-shattering, it is impossible to skip the history books of gas ghosts and gods, right? ) Look at Zhuge Liang's biography of the Three Kingdoms (as if I was still reading high school Chinese at that time);

Xia Kou said, "It's urgent." . Please order General Sun for help. "Shi Quan in wood mulberry support army, watching.

When it comes to success or failure, Liang said, "There was chaos at sea. The general set out for Jiangdong, and Liu Yuzhou also took over the whole of Hannan, competing with Cao Cao for the world.

Go down. Today, the defeat of barbarians is a great disaster, and it is a little flat, so Jingzhou is broken and the world is awesome. Heroes are useless, so Yuzhou fled here. The general does what he can: if he can compete with China with the people of wuyue, he might as well give up as soon as possible; If you can't do it, why not put the case in the north! Today, in the name of submission, the general is hesitant and anxious, and the disaster will be endless! "Quan said," If that's what you said, why didn't Liu Yuzhou just do it? " Liang said, "Tian Heng is a strong man with a broken wrist, and he still abides by justice and does not humiliate himself. What's more, Liu Yuzhou's royal family is famous for its talented people and is admired by all the people. When the water returns to the sea, it will be heaven if something goes wrong, and it will be restored safely! " Quan flew into a rage and said, "I can't afford to support the whole kingdom of Wu, and hundreds of thousands of people are subject to others." I made up my mind! You can't be Cao Cao unless you are Liu Yuzhou. However, after Yuzhou's new defeat, is it hard for Ann to resist this? "Liang said," Although the Yuzhou army was defeated by Nagano, there are still 10,000 troops in Guan Yu's water army, not less than 10,000 in Jiangxia's Liu Qibing. Cao Cao's men, exhausted from afar, heard that they chased Yuzhou and rode for more than 300 miles a day and night. This so-called' the strong will die, and it is impossible to wear Lu'. Therefore, the art of war is taboo, saying, "You must be a general." Northerners don't learn to fight in water; Moreover, the people of Jingzhou attached a symbol, forcing soldiers to take advantage of the situation, unconvinced. Now, the general can lead tens of thousands of soldiers to form a brave army and defeat Cao Cao's army together with Yuzhou Xiegui. If Cao Cao's army is broken, it will return to the north. In this way, the situation of Jing and Wu will be stronger and the feet will be formed. The chance of success or failure lies in today. "Da Yue sent Zhou Yu, Cheng Pu, Lu Su and other water forces of 30,000, followed Liang Yi's ancestors, and strongly rejected Tsao. Cao Gong was defeated in Chibi and led the army to Ye. The later Lord then took over Jiangnan, took Liang as the commander of the army, made him supervise Lingling, Guiyang and Changsha, and adjusted his taxes to banish the army. " After a long time, it turned out that Zhuge Liang's classmates only stimulated Sun Quan, but did not have the heroic spirit of "the legendary swordsman".

5. Qi Zhouyu

"Yu, He Shengliang?" This famous saying has been passed down from generation to generation and is really known to all corrupt officials. The story of "San Yu"

Make Zhou Yu really look like a narrow-minded, sinister villain. Come, let's take a look at everyone's evaluation of Zhou Gongjin in the official history:

"Large quantity"-Liu Bei,

"Restore your sexual desire"-Chen Shou

Make friends with Gong Jin, and you won't feel drunk. (Cheng Pu, a veteran of Wu Dong, always refuses to accept him and often insults him in public, but he never "endures, but never compares with him.). Finally moved Cheng Pu, Cheng Pu has this sigh for talents)

Look at the later generations, such as Hong Mai and Su Dongpo, who spoke highly of Zhou Gongjin's character. History books call him "bodybuilding", "loyal to Lujiang" and "heroic and extraordinary". It's hard to imagine such a character described in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms. "The History of the Three Kingdoms" clearly states that "brilliant talents are good at running the army, short of whimsy, and good at running the people", but "coping strategies are not their strong points." Zhou Yu, on the other hand, served as commander-in-chief or deputy commander-in-chief of Soochow for a long time, and personally participated in and commanded almost all major battles. His military talent not only impressed his opponents, but also impressed the equally outstanding Jiangdong leaders Sun Ce and Sun Quan. Sun Quan has repeatedly lamented that Zhou Yu is "a man with both civil and military skills and a versatile person". More than half of Wu Dong is due to Zhou Yu's sports. No wonder, after the sun rose, he cried many times and said to his ministers, "I am not alone in Zhou Gongjin, and I am not an emperor." So Zhou Yu's literary talent is still above Zhuge Liang. I don't know what I envy him.

Aside from these personal inferences, let's take a look at the historical background. Looking through the relevant records in the history books, you will find that during the two years from the end of Battle of Red Cliffs to Zhou Yu's death, Zhuge Liang was engaged in logistics work in Lingling area, and he never met Zhou Yu. How can he say that he is angry? As for the death of Zhou Yu, it was Pang Tong, not Zhuge Liang, who expressed condolences on behalf of Shu.