Funny copywriting

1. Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, the beautiful woman specializes in treating the Sao old man, asking you to suck your money, making you look like a ball, and saying that the beautiful woman is so gentle.

2. Love rises with the wind, and cattle and horses carry the banner.

3. doctor: keep it big or keep it small

family: keep it big

doctor: I lied to you, but it's all gone.

4. Willing to do anything for a good figure, except exercise and healthy diet.

5. to tell you the truth, I catch a lot of beautiful ones, but I'm so stupid that it's rare.

6. I fell on my bike just now, and I felt pain. I went to the hospital for examination, and my hand was broken.

7. I used to eat dirt this month, but a heavy rain improved my food. Now I can not only eat dirt but also drink water.

8. There are too many smart people, so I have to fight for fools.

9 Who said that there is no easy word in the adult world? It is easy to be poor, old, thin, ugly, fat and become single dog.

1. Is there a go on road trip on May Day? It's limited to two people. I can't jump if there are too many people.

11. My mother asked me to bring my date back, and I said I couldn't sit at a table.

12. All princesses are the same. Every day, a knight takes food to see them. The difference is that your knight has to pay a delivery fee.

13. I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord refuses.

14. I once had a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it until now. Fortunately, I didn't cherish it.

15. I won't pretend to be emo in my circle of friends in the future. I am my appearance and I don't have that emotional problem at all.

16. There are really boys who come to deliver what I want to eat in the morning, but the delivery fee is a bit expensive.

17. Playing the king can really make you young, otherwise they would say I am a primary school student.

18. Those hurdles that you can't cross are just because your legs are short.

19. The function of the alarm clock is probably to let me go back to sleep in a different position.

2. I was stumped by a math problem, so I told it to the sky. After all, people are not as good as heaven.