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Urgent! Urgent! Urgent! Psychodrama for college students, six or seven people! The topic is confusion!
Narrator: The powerful princess has many pears! The king announced: In order to celebrate my old age, I will entertain all the people in the world. Come on, let's have a three-day and three-night water feast!
Narrator: So the king and queen invited fairies representing justice and kindness to baptize the princess and bring her six kinds of blessings. Fairy: I gave the little princess unparalleled beauty like me! (Narrator: Vomiting! Fairy: I gave the little princess unparalleled wisdom, just like me! (Narrator: 8+8=? Fairy answered without thinking: 27) Fairy: I, I gave the little princess nothing, incomparable mouth and eloquence ... Fairy: I gave the little princess a kind heart and gentle temperament like me, oh, live ~ (three laughter) Fairy: I gave the little princess happiness and money that will never be spent! Fairy: I want to give a blessing to the little princess ... Narrator: Just when the last fairy wanted to give a blessing to the little princess, suddenly there was thunder in the room and the world changed. ) Unknown appearance: In order to prevent the destruction of the world (shake a few times) and maintain world peace ~ (continue to shake), love and real evil are exchanged, hateful and annoying villains! Pointing at yourself: X Witch Witch: Reach out and make an expectation: black hole, black tomorrow is waiting for us! Narrator panic: something bad happened and an evil witch appeared! Witch: I was not invited to such a big party, the most handsome and charming witch in the universe? ! Kim: because you always move, so ... the witch waved her hand and the defense was ineffective! Since everyone gave the little princess a present, I'll give one, too! The little princess does live a carefree life, but on her 16 birthday, she will choke to death on a banana, wow, hahahaha ~ ~ choke to death! Narrator: Stop, stop, shouldn't you be stabbed to death by a spinning wheel? Witch: Do you have a spinning wheel at home? Narrator: Nothing! Witch: What age is it? Change something! Narrator: But ... Witch (threatening): If I say I'm choking, I'll bite you to death. Narrator: So, the poor princess was cursed by the hateful witch! Witch in high spirits: You are the wind, I am the sand, wandering around the world ... (Quit) The king and queen are very worried: What should I do? My poor child is cursed ... fairy: please don't worry, my sixth blessing hasn't been sent yet! King: Then why don't you send it? Fairy: All right! My blessing is that the little princess will choke on a banana on 16' s birthday, but she will not die, but sleep until a prince who really loves her appears and kisses her, then the little princess will wake up and live happily forever. King: Why not lift the witch's curse at once? Immortals hold hands: because it is more romantic! Everyone stepped on it: you were abusive ... Narrator: Please ignore the violent scenes automatically. Time flies. In a blink of an eye, Princess 16 years old. She is really beautiful and kind, and she is a model of a good wife and mother at home!
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