The teacher asked 1+ 1+ 1= how many jokes.

1. The teacher asked, "Shall we call the roll?"

The students all said, "Not good".

So the teacher asked the girl: "Do you want to ask the boy?"

"good".

Ask the boy again: "How about asking the girl?"

"good"

"This is not all agreed ~"

2. A university teacher said an incisive sentence that made people vomit blood: It's too late for you to fall in love now, so the university should study wholeheartedly. It should have been solved in junior high school and high school ~

3. I miss the Chinese teacher's multiple-choice question: Students, why not choose A, yes, because A is wrong; Why not choose B, yes, because B is wrong; Why not choose C? Yes, because C is wrong. So this question should be chosen? The students shouted d in unison. Yes, let's move on to the next question.

4. During the military training in high school, the teacher thought we were walking unsteadily and yelled at us: "The students in the middle look at the students on both sides with sidelights, and they are all together!" But I was thinking about the urethra.

5. In Chinese class, Zhou He raised his hand to signal that China's products would go elsewhere. Zhou Chen Xiao said, "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet." Made in China: "Why? Why do you want to go to the toilet ... "

6. The teacher told us: "Be honest in the car for the spring outing, and don't always throw your head and arms out. . . "

7. One day, when our senior high school math teacher told us about the periodic table of functions, he excitedly walked off the platform when he talked about the word "period" and said to the whole class, "You still don't understand the period. It is true that pigs are smarter than you. " Then he pointed to a girl in the first row and said, "Do you know what a cycle is? You explain it to them. " The whole class fainted.