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Who do you think is more fierce when a tiger is chased and bitten by a goose?
I. Three Prominence in Rural Areas
Second, the king of beasts
Third, whether a tiger wants to eat depends on its appetite.
The ferocity of the goose. It may be because they belong to the "Three Good" in rural areas, or it may be because of the childhood memories of many people. The so-called rural three good, actually refers to the rural dogs, rural geese, rural chickens. Perhaps many netizens have relevant historical memories, historical memories dominated by these livestock. But the goose's life is not in danger. This is essentially different from a tiger.
The tiger's life is fierce, because it is the king of all animals. The tiger's life is determined by its nature, and the tiger's king of beasts is not a nickname given to it casually. It comes from its own real strength. This means that fierce geese and tigers, although suddenly called fierce, have different levels. One is the unreasonable troubles of gangsters, and the other is the real bosses who don't want to pay attention. The king of beasts is the king of beasts because of the power of tigers.
The tiger doesn't want to eat goose, just because it doesn't want to eat at all. The tiger was chased by the goose only because it didn't want to pay attention. Everyone should have heard the story of being at one's wit's end. When a hungry tiger and a big goose are put together, it may be a bloody story in the end. Of course, take the idea that the tiger's fangs were worn away by the zoo as a joke. Never take it seriously, because when a tiger wants to eat you, it depends on its appetite. And its mood, because in front of the king of beasts, absolute strength is the real right to speak, when it gradually wakes up from a deep sleep. I'm afraid the rest is goose bones or digested feces.
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