Humor, jokes, laughter.

1. This society. Everything is false, only poverty is true!

2. After entering the society, I discovered that I can't spell my parents, but only Pinduoduo.

3. What is friendship? I changed it after graduation.

Four cell phone numbers. Nobody told me, but my classmates contacted me when they got married!

For people like me, is a few hundred dollars also called money for me? That's funny, this is fucking life!

When I was a child, I always stole money from my family. Hide every time you don't spend it first, because you have to try first to see if you can resist the fight!

One day at school, the teacher said, "The topic of today's composition is for the teacher." As soon as the voice fell, a student stood up and said, "Teacher, please go to the hospital. We can't cure you. "

7. A foreigner has never eaten lotus root. Once eating hot pot, he asked: Did you make these holes?

8. Is it important to be a daughter-in-law or a game? A: Of course, it is important to be a daughter-in-law, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.

9. "Don't ask me if I am single dog in the future. It is against heaven for us immortals to fall in love with mortals! " "Lying in the trough, can single dog still evolve into a roaring dog?" 10. For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl. ...

Eleven. I just found out that I'm really lonely because I just ... ...

50 phone bill, deducted the monthly rent.

It's been three months, and I haven't used it up yet.

Twelve. My wife and I went to the cinema to see a horror movie. Just as I was buying the ticket, the conductor glanced at my wife and said to me, "Dude, you are wasting money."

Thirteen. My mother hit me before: "Don't call me mom, I don't have a mom like you."

Fourteen. We used to be husband and wife, but now we are mobile phones. A mobile phone in hand, forever. The mobile phone is not in hand, and there is no soul.

15. When a man really falls in love with you, you will find that, hey, there is another father. When a man falls in love with you falsely, you will find that you have an extra son or a rebel.

16. Some people look elegant and calm on the surface, but they have to check the express information several times a day behind their backs.

Seventeen. At this age, it's embarrassing. Half of my friends have become parents, and the other half are so drunk that they don't even know their parents every day.

Eighteen. I take the train today. When I was hungry, I took out a piece of chocolate cake and ate it. A little boy across the street was drooling. Then his mother said, "Don't look, she is eating shit."

19. I always thought I was smart and talented until I went to driving school to learn driving!

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10. I want to be a degenerate rich woman. I am addicted to men's sex all day, getting nothing for nothing, learning nothing, falling in love without injury, and eating too much is not fat.

2 1. Suddenly one day, my girlfriend told me good news that she was pregnant. I was so excited that I punched myself in the mouth to see if I was dreaming. My girlfriend gave me a mouth with the same excitement, telling me that it was not a dream, but it was true, and then I married someone else.