Funny jingles.

The jingle that makes people laugh is as follows:

1, I say yes or no, everyone's eyes are on the leader, and everyone will know at a glance.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that your heart is too narrow, or my personality is too great.

3. Zhao Benshan said: Don't look at the advertisement, look at the curative effect. Whether it is worth these two dollars depends on the effect.

4, ten years and eight years can be passed on to the next generation. Although not a family heirloom, everyone is indispensable.

5, buy a belt, hurry up; Don't miss a good opportunity. Opportunities don't come every day. You should shoot.

6, the light constellation has no point, the feelings are not far away, the attention is not on it, and it has been wandering.

7, a father and a mother, a thumb and a long, all the same, you can also try to fold up and check.

8, ten years of repairing the same ship, everyone pays attention together. After a hundred years of practice, you can sleep with a pillow, but don't brush your feathers. Be careful, don't get lost, the anchor will take you home, and the anchor will take you to see your father-in-law.

9, little guard, it's cool, you can hold it when you kick. There are many fans, don't be jealous, speak politely and strive for gifts. Mao Mao can use a brush to live 88; A gift can live for 99 years!

10, rich people hold a money field, poor people hold a field, idle people hold a field, people who like it hold a love field, and most importantly, give you a smile.

1 1. Put a basin on the table. There is a bottle in the basin. Bang, bang, bang, bang. I don't know whether the bottle touches the basin or the basin touches the bottle.

12, eating grapes does not spit grape skins, and eating grapes does not spit grape skins.

13, I have been on TV and published in the newspaper. The whole country knows that we are the most reliable on the list.

14, I met you soon after graduation, got a wife one year after graduation, and then regretted having a wife, then regretted having a wife, and regretted having a wife most.

15, white and white, ears pricked up, heard the phone beep, put down the radish and vegetables, and quickly sent a message.

16, the pain of a romantic man: telling lies behind his wife's back, telling jokes when he sees a mistress, talking nonsense when he sees a young lady, and talking nonsense with friends.

17, gathering in the network, falling in love in the network. Sweet words are entangled! How confusing it is to say! By the way, my friend, find out the gender first!

18, if being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If fashion is a mistake, then I have been wrong again and again. What a miserable life!

19, rain is ticking, clouds are flowing, songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.

20, hello, hello, you eat straw, hairy and less meat, love to take a bath with rice soup, and say that the skin care effect is particularly good. You are a rare clown.