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Any longer jokes?
A farmer uncle came to the city for the first time. He suddenly felt abdominal discomfort and was anxious to find a toilet for convenience. However, as he spoke, he forgot what the huts in the city were called. In his desperation, he suddenly felt like he was listening to someone. I said it was a public place, so I stopped a friend on the street and asked, "Brother, how do I get to this public place?"
This person Upon hearing this, what is a public place? It must be referring to the cinema, so he pointed and said: "Over there."
The farmer uncle came to the cinema and just wanted to go in, but was stopped at the door, "
Buy a ticket! "
The conductor said,
The old farmer thought in surprise: "
This city is different, you have to buy a ticket even to go to the hut.
”
“How much?”
“Twenty.”
When the old farmer heard this, he was even more surprised. Twenty yuan, but he couldn't bear it anymore, so he paid for a ticket. The conductor gave him a ticket. The old farmer reached out and took it and said: "Twenty yuan is just a piece of paper?
"
So I walked inside and came to the door. The ticket inspector took the ticket and tore it in half. The old farmer took it and said: "
You still have to tear half of the paper for such a small amount of paper. .
”
So I walked in and saw that this city was different. This hut was really nice, so big, and there were so many people together, so I sat down and asked the people behind me. : "
When will it start?
"
"It will start when the lights go out.
"
< p>After a while, the lights went out, and the old farmer took off his pants and began to relieve himself. While doing so, he thought, the people in this city are so nice. They have such a big TV to watch when he is defecating. Suddenly he felt someone pushing him from behind, so he said impatiently ,"Don't move! Mind your own business!" The people behind were still pushing the old farmer, and the old farmer became even more impatient: "I told you not to move, mind your own business!"
The person behind was anxious and said: "Uncle, I want to tell you that your baked sweet potato fell on my feet!"
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