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Humorous jokes are badly needed.
Once upon a time, there was a rich landlord named Ji Kangzi. He always pretended to be knowledgeable when he read any books. His son's name is Rishao, and he is also an unlearned man:
This year, my son went out to do business and went to a place where it suddenly rained heavily. He was soaked to the skin because he didn't bring an umbrella. Li Zao quickly wrote to his family: "Father's adult: My son was on the way, it rained heavily, and everyone else took an umbrella. As far as I don't have an umbrella, I have an umbrella. Please come quickly and go to hell (umbrella).
Ji Kangzi is entertaining guests at home. He was very angry when he read the letter. It turned out that the envelope said "to Li (Ji) Ma (Kang)".
Looking at the content, Ji Kangzi is even more puzzling. He replied angrily: "four days, you can write, you can write." If you can't write, put up with it. If you have tolerance (guest) in class, you will die. " Mother word "
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